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A vole enthusiast trying to seduce bread in a compass shop
Fifteen babies pushing a civil servant up a mountain in Iraq
Shakespeare on a Vespa, mooning at a mouse
Bored monkeys flicking dog dirt at a phone box in Israel
Rory Bremner's wife trying to teach half an otter to play the banjo
The Norse god of bin-bags shouting at lego
Roy "Chubby" Brown trying to hide a drum kit in a Twix
A shrimp with a limp eating stolen ice cream in a wardrobe
A priest in an iron lung attempting to Christen a tiger in a night club
Nelson Mandela politely refusing to eat a massive crayon
Paul McCartney chatting up a sword
Roy Hattersley eating yoghurt and swearing at a foetus
A goat on a penny farthing singing a song about a river
A man with a book up his arse trying to bribe his way into a silt actory
A big pile of flid centaurs trying to organise a piss-up in a lift shaft
A Ferengi in a shoe shop, lying about a pair of slippers
A group of lost daleks asking for directions in the middle of Paris
C3PO in drag, trying to make a noise like a helicopter
Dawson's Creek
Anne Robinson's severed head smoking a pipe in Dorset
An overly polite eskimo patiently trying to sellotape a gosling to his forehead
The man from Del Monte wanking in a barn
Gonzo talking dirty to an acephaloid lap dancer
A delighted nun being pelted with oats
Oats
A confused sailor pushing rice pudding into a fruit machine with a twig
Denzyl Washington with chicken pox asking some puppets to climb a tree
Ginger Rogers being drowned in frisps for cheating in a sack race
Six thousand well-behaved ocelots queuing up to look at a pork pie
Copernicus at a bus stop teaching the alphabet to a turnip
A wheel barrow full of spiders weeping in a dungeon
An android with leprosy looking for an ejector seat in a haystack
Daisy Duke telling the monopolies commision how much she likes sand
Dennis the Menace trying to hop up a building in Ipswich
A Turk with a cheese grater unloading fondant from a bathosphere
The A team playing netball on the roof of a balti house
A flat baby drinking lager with a spoon
A statue of Les Dennis floating down a river of pig's blood
Sandra Bullock and Jesus, fighting over a McChicken sandwich
Lando Calrissian pushing putty up his nose for a bet
Joan of Arc sketching dentures in a dirigible
A drug dealer at NASA showing a stencil to a hen
A vulture dropping beef on a Mondeo
A hippo in a wigwam wiping trifle off a gun- holy shit on a stick!jimzy
- you really wrote all this?
wow!benfal99 - I didn't write any of this, it's from johnfanzine.com ;)jagara