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- detritus0
does not believe.
- http://cg.cs.tsinghu…
chinese firewalls are slow so takes long to loadGeorgesII - I listened to the breakdown in the video and thought it sounded like a massively idealised tech list fantasy.detritus
- http://cg.cs.tsinghu…
- GeorgesII0
I don't want to believe too, better be a late april's fool joke
- jagara0
Let's see it do 12 gay zulus having an argument about lasers in a mentol hoovercraft. That took me a week to complete!
- I thought one of the zulus was bisexual?TheBlueOne
- Yeah...solved that one by giving him pink and baby-blue checkered shirtjagara
- WTf is a Zuluspillhead
- jagara0
Or:
A vole enthusiast trying to seduce bread in a compass shop
Fifteen babies pushing a civil servant up a mountain in Iraq
Shakespeare on a Vespa, mooning at a mouse
Bored monkeys flicking dog dirt at a phone box in Israel
Rory Bremner's wife trying to teach half an otter to play the banjo
The Norse god of bin-bags shouting at lego
Roy "Chubby" Brown trying to hide a drum kit in a Twix
A shrimp with a limp eating stolen ice cream in a wardrobe
A priest in an iron lung attempting to Christen a tiger in a night club
Nelson Mandela politely refusing to eat a massive crayon
Paul McCartney chatting up a sword
Roy Hattersley eating yoghurt and swearing at a foetus
A goat on a penny farthing singing a song about a river
A man with a book up his arse trying to bribe his way into a silt actory
A big pile of flid centaurs trying to organise a piss-up in a lift shaft
A Ferengi in a shoe shop, lying about a pair of slippers
A group of lost daleks asking for directions in the middle of Paris
C3PO in drag, trying to make a noise like a helicopter
Dawson's Creek
Anne Robinson's severed head smoking a pipe in Dorset
An overly polite eskimo patiently trying to sellotape a gosling to his forehead
The man from Del Monte wanking in a barn
Gonzo talking dirty to an acephaloid lap dancer
A delighted nun being pelted with oats
Oats
A confused sailor pushing rice pudding into a fruit machine with a twig
Denzyl Washington with chicken pox asking some puppets to climb a tree
Ginger Rogers being drowned in frisps for cheating in a sack race
Six thousand well-behaved ocelots queuing up to look at a pork pie
Copernicus at a bus stop teaching the alphabet to a turnip
A wheel barrow full of spiders weeping in a dungeon
An android with leprosy looking for an ejector seat in a haystack
Daisy Duke telling the monopolies commision how much she likes sand
Dennis the Menace trying to hop up a building in Ipswich
A Turk with a cheese grater unloading fondant from a bathosphere
The A team playing netball on the roof of a balti house
A flat baby drinking lager with a spoon
A statue of Les Dennis floating down a river of pig's blood
Sandra Bullock and Jesus, fighting over a McChicken sandwich
Lando Calrissian pushing putty up his nose for a bet
Joan of Arc sketching dentures in a dirigible
A drug dealer at NASA showing a stencil to a hen
A vulture dropping beef on a Mondeo
A hippo in a wigwam wiping trifle off a gun- holy shit on a stick!jimzy
- you really wrote all this?
wow!benfal99 - I didn't write any of this, it's from johnfanzine.com ;)jagara
- GeorgesII0
Jaggara, i've been trying to write a cover letter for months now, can you help me out??
- Orbit0
Hahahah, very funny. I particularly like “Poisson algorhythms”.
- Poisson Equations are used quite frequently in graphics - esp. in 3d and generative procedures.detritus
- Without having the wit to explain wtf they are - here's a random image.. http://www.comsol.co…detritus
- Best I can describe it is as like 'Guassian transform, but the other way around'detritus
- *huskily toys with own nipples*detritus
- Fair enough, duly chastened and edumacated at the same time.Orbit
- Corvo20
I bet it can't do Themes.
- Corvo20
Quite funny the bluntness of the tags though.
- Orbit0
To be honest I fucking hope like hell this is true and that it takes off. It will drive a fresh divide between what designers do and what illustrators do, and illustrators can then get on with being illustrators, and designers can get on with being designers, and this kind of horrible crap can be done by robots.
- doodle tags:
Mad Orbit
Robot
Wordpress ThemeCorvo2 - hey orbit, where have you been?jimbojones
- I been here all along.Orbit
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- jimbojones0
don't interns do that shit?
- Jnr_Madison0
To be fair, I've seen worse ps work on here.
- elpaso0
i'd still like to retag every dick photo on the internet with the word 'fish' and see how their shape detection thing works out.
- GeorgesII0
QBN challenge 2010
qbn logo - burning man - explodind atomic background - 9000 penises
- pillhead0
The porn industry will love this shit.
- FixMiller0
i wonder how will they address the image copyright in this process
- BIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD0
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Imagine the porn possibilities
- vitamins0
we're fucked
- Khurram0
Georges' mom, chocolate covered almonds, in the ass.