The Mitch Hedberg thread
The Mitch Hedberg thread
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I was on a bus and it was the middle of the night. And I had a box of crackers and a can of EZ-Cheese -- but it was the middle of the night so I could not see. So I could not see how much EZ-Cheese I was applying to each cracker. So each bite into the cracker was a surprize as to how much EZ-Cheese I had applied, which makes me believe they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of EZ-Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad 'cause it the glows-in-the-dark, too.