Joke of the Day
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hree tortoises Mick, Alan and Geoff go for a picnic 3 miles away. It takes them all day to get there. When they get there, however, they realise they've forgotten the bottle opener. Mick and Alan ask Geoff to back and fetch it. Goeff says, "F*ck off! By the time I get back you will have eaten all the sandwiches!"
For an hour, Mick and Alan swear not to eat the sandwiches til Geoff finally agrees and so he sets off at a steady pace. A whole day passes and Geoff hasn't returned. Another day passes and still no sign of Geoff. Mick and Alan are f*cking starving but a promise is a promise. Another day passes and finally Jim says, "F*ck it. We're gunna starve if we don't eat."
So they start to eat the sandwiches, when Geoff jumps from behind a rock and shouts, "I f*ckin knew it you b*stards! Right I'm not goin now."