Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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"Jack was talking over a beer with his friend Dave.
Dave was asking him what he had been up to.
a funny thing happened on my way home from work last week - said Jack. I was crossing the railway line when i noticed a woman tied to the tracks.
What did you do? - enquired Dave.
well, said Jack, i did what any other man would do - I got out of my car and untied her and took her home to my place.
What happened then? enquired Dave.
Well, said Jack, I had the best sex I have ever had with a woman.
Did she give you a good blow job? enquired Dave.
No, said Jack, I could not find her head''