Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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Man buys a talking centipede from a pet shop, takes him home. When they get settled, the centipede says, thanks for buying me. How about I go down the shops and buy a nice bottle of wine to celebrate. OK the man says, I'll make some dinner.
A few hours pass, no sign of the centipede. Worried, the man has a look for him. Only to stumble across the centipede in the hall.
"I though you were going to the shops," said the man.
"Give me a chance to put my shoes on first." said the centipede.