A guy walks into a bar..
A guy walks into a bar..
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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a shot of whiskey and a beer. Then proceeds to have small talk with other patrons while partaking in a few more whiskey libations.
The man pays for his tab and tips generously wishing well to all in the tavern.
... If you drink our whiskey you will never have to worry about this ever happening to you. You will probably kill your first born before you remember your own name, and would rather rape your mother with your mouth than pay for your drinks after you most assuredly will be thrown out for breaking glasses, yelling out "Mozel Tov", and trying to make love to a pool table.