A guy walks into a bar..

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    A guy walks into a bar, notices the "No Dogs Allowed" sign, steps back and ties the lead to his Chihuahua to a post on the porch, then saddles up to the bar for a drink.

    Five minutes later another guy walks in asks loudly, "who's little dog is tied out on the porch?"
    "Mine. Why do you care?"
    "Because he just killed my Rottweiler."
    "What!? How could my Chihuahua kill your Rottweiler?"
    "It got caught in his throat and he choked."

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