stuck in NYC, at chelsea hotel
stuck in NYC, at chelsea hotel
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He was in Baltimore and a group of delinquents approached him with a large item of scientific looking hardware "Hey, fucklugs, give us your gold chain, your ipod, your wallet and your shoes", Applepirate fronts them out, they say "This is a fucking lazer gun man, we'll fucking evaporate you". Applepirate laughs at this, and the big one, holding the apparatus gets mad and hits a switch.
Its the Large Hadron Collider. Its faulty though, as we know, so he only gets as far as the lobby at the Chelsea. Freaked out, he contacts QBN for help, but back in Baltimore they've fiddled with the wiring a bit and reversed the flow, so now he's back there getting rectally mutilated in some shrubbery by the other end of the large haron collider.