Joke of the Day
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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out of the blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balding than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just laughed and said she was sure I could "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and my breath stinks!"She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she laughed, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off.