Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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Woman walks past a pet shop, see's a parrot in the window for half price. Goes in and asks why so cheap. Shop keeper says, well, it grew up in a brothel so it's language is terrible.
Aw, says the woman. I'll take it, I'm sure I can teach it some manners and takes it home.
Later on in the evening her husband gets back from work.
'Hi Dave, haven't seen you in a while' says the parrot.