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    [George's Car]

    George and Susan, heading home from the restaurant. George is happy,

    smiling and whistling.

    GEORGE: I think they really went for that Soda.

    SUSAN: What, are you crazy? They hated it. They were just humouring

    you.

    GEORGE: Ah, alright. Believe me, that kid's gonna be called Soda.

    SUSAN: I can tell you, I would never name my child Soda.

    GEORGE: Oh, no no no. Course not. I got a great name for our kids. A

    Real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready?

    SUSAN: Yeah.

    George uses his finger to draw a number 7 in the air, accompanying the

    Strokes of his digit with a two-tone whistle.

    SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

    GEORGE: No, Seven.

    SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

    GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...

    Susan scoffs.

    GEORGE: ...especially a girl. Or a boy.

    SUSAN: I don't think so.

    GEORGE: What, you don't like the name?

    SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number.

    GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all

    Around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

    SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it!

    GEORGE: (angry) Well, that's the name!

    SUSAN: (also angry) Oh no it is not! No child of mine is ever going to

    be named Seven!

    GEORGE: (yelling) Awright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all

    crazy on me!

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