House Abuse
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- detritus0
So far I've got the following likely candidates...
- Swap food labels (add in cat food or those stinky Arabic beans?)
- Jars of gruesome body parts (what does the butcher sell?), left in labelled jars at back of fridge.
- Carelessly 'forgotten' dildoes, with fake body fluids and 'scens of distress', possibly involving kittens/hookers/kittens & hookers
- Glue stuff.. to stuff
- Check for answering machine, change to something to do with Gay Sex help (Get J's Dad's number, leave missed call?)
- Steal, then bolt estate Agency SOLD sign to outside
- pubes: in food, in fridge, by pillow. lots.
- Fill something openable with lots of skittles (/smarties, shatter easier?)
- Swap framed photos and paintings for crass animal porn/shrines to me
- Grow up
- Do something nice, asshole
- Add really horrific room scents to all light blubs in house
- Swap toileries for mayoI think I'm going to need more than 15 mnutes
- read my mentos prank post. so easy, so epic. it goes berserk all over the kitchen.mg33