Best Man Speech Help!
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"For those that don't know me I'm going to be the guy looking to rail all you single biddies who are pawing to get married tonite. I mean look at me, I have a microphone and a drink in my hand and a tux. I probably look to be about the most successful person you've ever seen in you're entire life. I have Dracula on speed dial for Christ's sake. That's right Dracula. He asked me to be his best man at his wedding but I said no. I said fucking no!!! Why? Because this guy right here, this fucking guy ... he's the best man I only wish I could be. GIve me some sugar! No not you, your wife. Get away from me ... hey, real funny, turn the mic back on. LISTEN YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS I'M LOUDER THAN ALL OF YOU! JESSICA? IS THAT JESSICA SITTING OVER THERE WEHRE ARE YOU GOING? COME BACK!! SOMEONE CALL DRACULA!!!! SOMEONE FIND MY PHONE AND HIT 4 AND THEN TALK!!! DON'T BOTHER YELLING DRACULA IN THE PHONE IT ONLYWORKS WITH MY VOICE!"