Ask Dr. Rand
Ask Dr. Rand
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Hello Dr. Rand.
Well, I guess I’ll start off by saying it all started back when I was six and I saw my first boobie. It was watching “Debbie Does Dallas” from the keyhole in my bedroom door. The babysitter and her boyfriend didn’t know I was watching., it was glorious. When it came on screen it was glowing, much like Charlie Murphy’s recollection of Rick James when he first saw him. I knew, from that moment on, that I had to have them. All of them. So now my room is filled with clay boobies hung from the walls like hunting trophies and my wife is threatening to leave me. Do you think she’ll be ok living on her mom’s couch?
Thanks Dr. Rand.
Kona