Ask Dr. Rand 1919 Responses

Last post: 4 months, 4 weeks ago | Thread started: Apr 8, 08, 9:23 a.m.

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• jaylarson

  Any advice for beginning photographers or designers? Inquiring minds want to know.

  Apr 8, 08, 9:23 a.m. – Permalink

• digdre

  are you pro?

  • rated? no he's quite expensive– 7point34

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:24 a.m. – Permalink

• xhanubis

  heheheheh get paid.

  • ++– moamoa1/2

    +infinite– vrmbr2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:24 a.m. – Permalink

• i_monk

  Go to school.

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:24 a.m. – Permalink

• capsize

  where the fuck is Dinky?

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:25 a.m. – Permalink

• kelpie

  where has all the birdsong gone?

  • Maya Lin's portfolio– capsize

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:25 a.m. – Permalink

• jaylarson

  Does baby Jesus really love me?

  • not unless you have 2 faces– 7point341/3

    they don't believe in jesus ;)– Jaline2/3

    2 faeces? That's not problem, give me... forty minutes?– Spookytim3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:26 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  Is it just a rash or do I need to see a specialist?

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:27 a.m. – Permalink

• morilla

  sleep your way to the top

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:27 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  Dear Dr Rend,
  I have a black market suppository fused to the wall of my urethral passage. Urination is painful. Even sitting is uncomfortable For that reason I would prefer to write you standing up if that's okay. I am frightened of upgrading to CS3. I currently stick to CS1. Is it safe to slice the cellophane on CS2 and 3 and move forward in time? or should I stay with the devil I know.

  • surely you have a dizzying intellect– 7point34

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:28 a.m. – Permalink

• madirish

  how do i make my client feel like the cunt, and not the other-way-round?

  • that was a rhetorical question, btw– madirish1/5

    hahahahahaha!– ian2/5

    hahahahahaha!– ian3/5

    hahahahahaha!– ian4/5

    * wipes tear from eye. looks at last email from client. cries.– ian5/5

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:33 a.m. – Permalink

• i_monk

  do I have cancers?

  • yes, yes you do– visualplane_

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:33 a.m. – Permalink

• digdre

  can you give me a job.

  • hand or blow?– 7point341/2

    work.– digdre2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:36 a.m. – Permalink

• kona

  Hello Dr. Rand.

  Well, I guess I’ll start off by saying it all started back when I was six and I saw my first boobie. It was watching “Debbie Does Dallas” from the keyhole in my bedroom door. The babysitter and her boyfriend didn’t know I was watching., it was glorious. When it came on screen it was glowing, much like Charlie Murphy’s recollection of Rick James when he first saw him. I knew, from that moment on, that I had to have them. All of them. So now my room is filled with clay boobies hung from the walls like hunting trophies and my wife is threatening to leave me. Do you think she’ll be ok living on her mom’s couch?

  Thanks Dr. Rand.
  Kona

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 9:39 a.m. – Permalink

• neue75_bold

  keep going, he might answer yet...

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 10:03 a.m. – Permalink

• Dr_Rand

  I have no answers, only questions

  • CHARLATAN!– jaylarson1/3

    I've disappointed you, haven't I?– Dr_Rand2/3

    sir, i doubt you are a real doctor!
    but my HMO sent me to you anyways.– ender793/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 10:06 a.m. – Permalink

• NewElpaso

  can i have an invite?

  • Yes™– jaylarson1/2

    sweet..
    they just make me feel popular
    God™ bless invites– NewElpaso2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 12:40 p.m. – Permalink

• Llyod

  The bevel tool is your best friend

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 12:46 p.m. – Permalink

• creative-

  Why?

  • ..CAN'T I QUIT YOU?– Jnr_Madison1/2

    it just is don't ask questions– Llyod2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 1:22 p.m. – Permalink

• canuck

  GO PENS!

  

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  Dog-earApr 8, 08, 1:23 p.m. – Permalink