Help Me With Insults

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  • kona0

    print "wide load" warnings and place them around their cubes.

    after the first week or two as you're casually walking past one of the contestants look at them and say "wow (so and so)... you really look like you're retaining a lot of water!" they'll for a second think you're going to say that they look like they're losing weight, but you'll crush their spirits with the retaining water remark. it works like a charm.

    print out a 'no fat chicks' banner and put it in your cube.

    • print out a 'no fat chicks' banner and put it on your pubes.ian
    • brilliantCALLES

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