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A guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks. The bartender is kind of freaked out, but he figures "what the hell, it's none of my business".
The man with the ducks gets up to take a leak, so the bartender jumps at the opportunity to see what the the deal is with the ducks. He says to the first one:
"Hey there little fella, What's your name?"
Duck1: "Oh, my name is hughey!"
Bartender: "Well nice to meet you hughey, how's your day going?"
Duck 1: "Well I really can't complain, In fact I've had a great day, in and out of puddles all day long!"
The bartender then turns to the second Duck...
"Hey there little fella, What's your name?"
Duck2: "Oh, my name is Lewey!"
Bartender: "Well nice to meet you Lewey, how's your day going?"
Duck 2: "Well I really can't complain, In fact I've had a great day, in and out of puddles all day long!"
The bartender then turns to the third Duck...
"let me guess little fella, your name is Dewey?"
Duck 3: "NO! My name is Puddles, and don't ask me about my day!"
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