The Parlor
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- My triumphant returndropdown
- Wonderful, now pick up a hammer and start swinginglocustsloth
- Damn it! I knew I should have laid low until the construction was over.dropdown
- sikma0
Mr.100 blow the secret blogs cover?
tsk tsk
link? damage assessment?
- unconfirmed. threat level relatively low. searching for link nowlocustsloth
- juhls0
I'll save you, dropdown.
- thx!dropdown
- i'll warn you, Jaline, dropdown now permanently smells of bacon, as will anyone or anything that touches himlocustsloth
- To be fair, I used to smell like ham. So bacon is a step up for me.dropdown
- True. Everyone likes baconlocustsloth
- *slathers bacon fat generously on selflocustsloth
- now I'm just hungry.dropdown
- locustsloth0
Now, granted, i'm new here at The Parlor, but i think it'll be ok as long as you feed it, take it for walkies and, most importantly, keep it away from Jnr.
Any other requests?
- locustsloth0
- AND FFS NO OPEN FLAMES IN THE GAS CAN ROOM!!!locustsloth
- locustsloth0
Welcome to the Parlor, where nobody ever is and dropdown's dog is pooping behind the couches in the Library room
- if I didn't see it I don't have to pick it up... that's the rule.dropdown
- locustsloth0
So, for all intents and purposes, the rest of the world believes that this place has burnt down and been decommishioned, right? It's now outside of the l33t QBN canon? What's to stop those who know that this place has risen from the ash from plotting to undermine everything that the QBN-innati hold dear?
- Besides malaise and general lack of motivation, of courselocustsloth
- fuck it, i'm too lazy to plot todaylocustsloth
- dropdown0
A buddy of mine is a die hard Duke fan. I just love it when they get knocked out of the tournament early. He acts like a 9 year old kid that's had his favorite toy taken from him. Sulking, crying, and name calling. I'm a good friend for provoking it right?
- *puffs pipe.dropdown
- i think any time you can inflict emotional pain with as little effort as mentioning that a favorite team has failed, you have the obligation to inflict said painlocustsloth
- obligation to inflict said pain
*sips Apple-tinilocustsloth - By the way, your mom said that your dog is uglylocustsloth
- That's just mean.
*stomps feet and tips over your Apple-tinidropdown - That damn team chokes every year. Gotta be tough to be a fan of that nonsense.blaw
- 7point340
hey, i like.
cushy. fancy. refined. well done gents.
*puts on smoking jacket. pours a scotch. places paper umbrella and crazy straw in drink. takes a wacky sip
- dropdown0
If anyone needs me I'll be in the hot tub in the corner, slamming scotch, and schmoozing up some broads.
- locustsloth0
This place, in my mind, is less like a posh outwardly non-descript club, with nothing more than a 3in x 6in name plate on the dark, dreary entrance that's down some remote alley in a questionable part of town, and more a couch in the living room that is fit in the corner so that there is a place behind it, next to the small table which holds the lamp, where i can cry my eyes out and no one can see me
- locustsloth0
i think i may be failing Forum Banter 101. They send you to your dorm basement to be "tutored" by the janitor if that happens
- locustsloth0
Glad to see that the place is as i left it.