The Parlor
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- locustsloth0
i think i would enjoy therapy very much. i love talking, ad nauseum, about myself. i love analytical thinking. i love introspective examination. And the inevitable meds they'd put me on would just be icing on the cake.
- I hated it, but was forced to go.Jnr_Madison
- Yeah, the intent makes a big difference. You can also get people who don't do things right or don't know what they're doing completely. My wife has sworn off therapy because of just such a situationlocustsloth
- completely. My wife has sworn off therapy because of just such a situationlocustsloth
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I'd have to have a few beverages before I could open up to a stranger.
- juhls0
Hey, locust. Everything calmer today?
heh
- yeah, the Parlor is truly a sleepy have. Which would be great it we were actually a place.locustsloth
- juhls0
LOCATION COMPROMISED ALERT
- Thank you, dear. The heads up is much appreciatedlocustsloth
- locustsloth0
HA i'd be scared if i didn't think anyone visiting this thread would be bored to tears after the first few posts after "reconstruction".
- locustsloth0
i feel like the guy in the movie bout Mt. Saint Helens erupting who just resigns himself to sit and let the lethal deluge overtake me
- locustsloth0
In light of the recent false security scare, we here at the Parlor are instituting a policy to assure that any potential personal damage due to member-specific bitching is minimized.
From here on in, whenever you should feel the need to complain about someone in particular while in the Parlor, the name of that person should be spelled backwards. Surely, if the person is as moronic as you say they are, they will not be able to decode this complex algorithm.And to christen this newly established policy i'd like to say the following:
That asshole htolstsucol is a complete fuckin retard! Who does he think he is, telling us what to do?!?!?!
- juhls0
Oh god, finally, now I can talk about that tnuc, htolstsucol
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Hey I'm back from my Easter bender, and by bender I mean hemorrhaging money into my car ffs. What's all this about a possible security breech? I'm shit at spelling backwards, is there an iPhone app that will do it for me?
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- The breach was a hoax.
Everyone continues to not carelocustsloth
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Well since we're safe again... Fuck everyone NOT in a secret thread.
That felt good.
*lights cigar
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I actually have quite a bit of work to do today, but I can't be bothered to start it. I've resorted to leaving stuff up on my screens, and turning layers off so it looks like I'm working on something. The I use the old, squint at the screen and lean in trick... I wish i could just close my door, but people always barge in anyway.
</first world problem>
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Man is it shitty out in the PV today. Taling to myself in here is honestly the best option.
- Horp0
Hi D, Hope you are well. Just thought I'd drop in and make sure you were okay.
- Hey there. Love you too.
* storms off, swinging arms wildlylocustsloth
- Hey there. Love you too.
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Hey Horp!
I seem to be managing on my own alright. locustsloth taught me how to use the toaster oven so I can make my burritos, although I am getting a little sick from only drinking scotch.
How's things on your end? I hear you're a wiz with book covers ;)
- locustsloth0
With all the threads that i regularly check here (about 3 or 4) and then the random interesting ones that come up, i can kill a good hour or so just reading, or worse (as stated a number of posts ago) just WAITING for threads to update.
i've had to close out Firefox a couple times just so when i get fed up with what i'm doing and hit apple+tab to switch apps, Firefox isn't there and i go back to work.So, Double D, what's with the car trouble?
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I've literally wasted an entire work week, just hitting F5 on certain threads.
The car issue was a kick in the pants for sure. Had to replace all 4 brake pads and rotors, one ball joint, and repair a tire. Ran me $1100 which is perfect timing months before the baby is born.
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*hits F5
- Thompy0
I'm here to see a man about a dog.
- pylon0
I'm here to see a dog about a man.
- flavorful0
200!