Going to jail..... Mar 1, 08, 4:39 a.m.

Don't be an idiot like me.

Spent the night in custody after having moved my car from one side of the street to the other while under the influence. (unintentionally parked in a red and noticed it when we were leaving a club at 2 in the morning).

Routine check as I was rolling down the street at 5 km/h looking for a spot. They whipped out the breathalyzer. I was at 0,14 (limit is 0,02). I got cuffed and thrown in the squad car and spent the night on a hard mattress.

Final verdict should be in next week. I am looking, at a minimum, one month behind bars and a few hundred hours of community service.

What a fucking douche I am.

Point5/Jawks '08 Aug 29, 08, 12:09 p.m.

QBN Fitness thread Jan 18, 08, 11:18 a.m.

It's official! I got a gym membership! Four days a week starting tomorrow morning at 8 AM! Wish me luck!!

Expect pictures of my insane pipes and gi-normous chest come spring. Boom!

Madirish Mar 17, 08, 12:14 p.m.

Summer plans? May 29, 08, 11:36 a.m.

What y'all got planned for the summer?

Daddy jawks! Feb 5, 08, 12:01 p.m.

It's official!
Well actually, not until about 3,5 months.
:)

Me! Who'd have thunk it!

Juno Feb 11, 08, 10:46 a.m.

Huh! Was literally dragged to the movie theatre last night, preparing myself for the horrors of having to sit through nearly two hours of "girl humor", but I was pleasantly surprised with a real cute movie!

And I must've gotten something in my eye, because there was a lil tear there when that Jennifer Garner character got the baby in the end.

There were no explosions, car chases or sweet guns, and I LIKED it. *googles "lost manhood"

Epic fail Aug 28, 08, 4:44 a.m.

Take a look at what the user had open while taking the screenshot ...

http://www.orangelabel.com/icons…

Neighbor's house Apr 22, 08, 10:17 a.m.

My neighbor's house, finished not one month ago, just got up for sale. Thought I would share some pics.

It's pretty cool if you're into extreme boxyness and minimalism. Not all of it is finished though, as seen in the pics ...

Lil miss Jawksie! Jun 3, 08, 10:51 a.m.

... came into this world at exactly 3.02 this morning!

:))))

Let's hear it for Emma!

LOLOLOL May 13, 08, 12:53 p.m.

Rejected Apr 2, 08, 11:17 a.m.

I just sent this flirty email out to an insanely hot chick inviting me to her party a few weeks back:

Me: "I'm so sorry. As it turns out, i'll be away on Saturday 5th so you'll have to do the housewarming without me. How could I possibly make this up to you? How about dinner? I'm a real hoot at dinners. Friday? Next weekend?

Her: "No problemo, we'll survive without ya. Have a good trip!"

I was semi-joking, but she couldn't possibly know that.

Cold .....

I am done! May 5, 08, 11:21 a.m.

You may now continue to throw crap out the window on the freeway, becuase I used my claw and bag while wearing an orange vest for the last time today!

Now I'm celebrating by a few shots of alcohol and then I'm gonna go down and re-park my .. no, wait... Let's not do that again.

Montreal F1 (spoiler) Jun 8, 08, 10:58 a.m.

OMFG Hamilton - so stupid!

Morocco anyone? Feb 17, 08, 5:50 a.m.

Anyone been? What's it like? Thoughts?

Planning a trip this summer and we'll be down by Malaga in Spain and thought about jumping over to Morocco and do Tangier - Marrakech - Casablanca.

Apple spokesperson Aug 21, 08, 12:21 p.m.

Who'dja wanna see offsetting this Jerry heart Microsoft nonsense?

Jaline Aug 27, 08, 10 a.m.

A thief, eh.

You're doing it wrong May 26, 08, 9:30 a.m.

LOLOLOLOL

Heart Jun 23, 08, 11:03 a.m.

Farking rules!

Hey Dec 22, 09, 8:42 a.m.

... what stinks in here??