wave of the day Oct 27, 08, 3:45 p.m.

fuck it - at least i'll be able to enjoy ONE of these shitty threads.

new skittles site Mar 2, 09, 2:38 a.m.

http://www.skittles.com/

discuss

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKT Sep 11, 08, 6:26 p.m.

fuck it since i'm up working, facebook has kindly informed me of your passing of age.

so i shall present to something similar to what i gave Nairn.

happy burfday!

happy birthday nairn Jun 30, 08, 3:23 a.m.

or detritus
or whtever...

or your you know..
fuck you candy.

Proud Galleries can eat a dick Nov 8, 09, 4:58 p.m.

http://proud.co.uk/

Even though i'm not even looking for a job i saw this..

and made me think:
even though I am beyond qualified to work there - i might not get a look in because i'm not photogenic

what kind of dickhead creative agency asks for photographs? douchebags.

i'm an idiot! Jan 30, 09, 12:45 p.m.

umm.. right.

so a while back i changed my desktop to this

which .. was stupid.. but.. nott he problem.

turns out my computer doesnt have a screensaver.. :(

so when i left it on over the weekend (as i was rushing out) - it kind of gave my monitor some not so healthy SCREEN BURN! :( :(

umm... wtf?

does it come off? do those apps work? i had to site down with CD looking over my shoulder reviewing work.. and I could not keep a straight face..

oer every piece of work.. all i can see is Boobies.. i hate my life.

Logo crit Aug 12, 08, 5:52 p.m.

Hi QBN, i been asked to create a logo for a fashion designer she wants elegant and pretty, her work is floral so iv gone down that route.

Please be constructive.

tune of the day Jan 4, 09, 6:36 a.m.

where 'pic of the day' and 'FMT' have a sexy baby.

Bon Iver - Skinny Love
http://qfsmayhem.com/files/Bon%2…

a quick favour Aug 29, 09, 2:24 p.m.

could i ask whoever has two minutes spare to take a photo like this

and post it here or email it to me at guiseiz (at) gmail (dot) com

thanks if yes.. no worries if not :D

Citizenship test Jul 17, 08, 4:12 a.m.

Dear 'the man',

Please stop keeping me down.

I looked into getting a british passport.
Turns out I have to sit a citizenship test.
Fair enough..

The only problem is that the questions are f*cking ambiguous.. I'd never pass it..

Have a go at sample questions..

Migration to Britain

* Where have migrants come from in the past and why? (what? the ONE place???)

Children, family and young people

* Do many children live in single parent families or step-families? (I don’t know – some??)
* How many go on to higher education? (a lot?)
* What drugs are illegal?

Population

* How many people belong to an ethnic minority and which are the largest minority groups? (to AN ethnic group??? Is it predefined??)

Religion and tolerance

* How many people say they have a religion and how many attend religious services? (does anyone actually know this?? Do you want a percentage or a number?)

Government

* What are quangos and non-departmental public bodies? (what’s a what???)

The rape tunnel Oct 10, 09, 9:52 a.m.

fucking lol ????

http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09…

what do you think? Mar 25, 09, 12:21 p.m.

we just finally published our first bit of work.

http://nokiagameoverboredom.com/…

yay!

any good? (i'll cry if you make this personal!)

urgent need of freelancers Jan 13, 09, 4:09 a.m.

one or two i guess..

digital but no-coding necessary, just god-like wielding of potatochop, and an eye for layout & detail - for insane pitchwork work overload :D

i'd like to say efforts would be handsomly rewarded.. but my pereception of 'a lot of money' doesnt quite match up with everyone elses..

but if you're interested in getting in
today / tomorrow / thursday:

send me rates / 3 work samples to

:D

New Zealand Oct 10, 11, 10:08 a.m.

what the deal be?

is the place stable?

motivating - or is everyone just dying to get out?

i was considering San Francisco as a 'gtfo from london' escape route - but i'm wondering if NZ is too drastic a move..

:)

more fucking UGC Jan 6, 09, 7:13 a.m.

whats the boner with User Generated Content and Ad agencies??

has there ever even been a campaign that worked where people created the content for it?

bleh

mag time Jul 16, 08, 10:32 a.m.

got meself budgetz for mag subsciptions

so far im thinking

iD
wired
Grafik
Lodown
idea (some japanese mag)

any suggestions

razzle (et al) don't count as suggestions

shares Jul 15, 08, 1:16 p.m.

anyone ever asked for shares as part of a wage rise?

how does that work?

interactive youtube video Jun 4, 08, 7:05 a.m.

mmm..

so..
geeks - hows it done?

the interactivity - not the trick..

your blurb Jun 2, 08, 12:43 p.m.

when publications ask you to write an *agency profile* what do you actually write as a freelancer?

i find it pretty ghey to start blubbering about myself in the third person...

what do you guys write?

Film Photography Jan 2, 10, 5:01 a.m.

thinking of getting back into film photography.

i love my LX3, but i find im just shooting everything willy nilly. want to get back into the rush of not knowing whats going to come out in the roll. oh having to craft the settings for every photo etc

thing is i have no idea whats going on in the film market.

last camera i had was this

so.. what film camera should i be looking for?