Where'd all the trolls go? Aug 26, 08, 11:23 a.m.

I just noticed.... this place seems to be troll free today.

= )

DaveO Aug 26, 08, 9:13 a.m.

So how did it go?

Perfume Lady Aug 19, 08, 3:44 a.m.

I love cheese & raw onion sandwiches. I cut the onion about an inch thick. I only occasionally make a C&O to bring to work because of its anti-social side effects. When I do though, like today, the lady across the corridor from me gets all uppy and stomps up and down outside my door spraying her sickly perfume to mask the onion vapours.

Question is: Would it be wrong of me to take her down with a roundhouse and force the perfume bottle into her oesophagus whilst standing on her biceps?

How British People Speak Apr 25, 08, 2:58 p.m.

"hmmmm.– Spookyhome1/3
This is how I imagine British people speak..."

- Jaline

Jaline, you really have to get out and see something of the world if you have never yet heard a British person speak. I have heard a Canadian speak. It was on a documentary aboot driving big lorries in snow and how hard it is to do that. So come on Jaine, put the education channel on and watch a programme about British farmers growing chips or something.

O < X X
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Hmmmmmmmm.... Apr 25, 08, 2:28 p.m.

Hmmmmmmm.

HHhhmmmmmmmmmm....

hmmmmmmm

Heroes Urgent Help Apr 23, 08, 12:50 p.m.

Missed series one, series two about to start in 5 minutes... anything I / we should know?

Kids in America Apr 21, 08, 11:28 a.m.

Ohh Woh-Ohh.

Kids... Apr 21, 08, 11:23 a.m.

My missus just told me that she gave my daughter a gingerbread man today. She's 20 months old, still a baby, but she realised it was a man and kept holding it up saying "Man, Man".

Then she pulled his head off and ate the body. Then she looked at the head and said "Oh Dear, poor man" and put her beaker of water to the head's mouth to give him a long refreshing drink. After the drink, she devoured the head dispassionately.

Wemon: They're like that from birth.

Why Men are not attracted to men Apr 16, 08, 2:24 p.m.

This thread will answer Jaline's question about why Men are not attratced to men (unless they are 'attracted to men'), yet women are always, undeniably attracted to hot, sexy, lovely ladies.

I am going to bed now, so I will add my two penneth's worth (no offence 2pence) in a special surmon when I rise refreshed from a night of wonderful English sleep.

Find the Thread Apr 14, 08, 2:21 p.m.

Say, where can I find that thread that went off recently, in which Killerqueen was airing his big stinklilly and got wendyhoused by the KDU's lawyers?

Any ass

istance?

Rare Moments Apr 13, 08, 4:51 a.m.

When the QBN club house has emptied. When there's nothing but dust on the Parqué floor and the dim hum of silence bouncing off the walls, thats when Engine Cat floats unexpectedly into view, slingshotting around a dust mote from an unseen dimension, hubbing gently in the slumped light as micromotors whir to counter gravity's weak insistence.

Disaster Strucked. Apr 12, 08, 1:13 p.m.

Earlier today.

I was drawing a pic Thursday night and Friday night.. a freaky looking wemon with one foot missing and scribbles for eyes. It was going well, I was quite excite by it. Today, My daughter Pearl came over a bit crayony, so I set her up with her drawing pad and her crayons on the opium table in the living room, and I sat on the sofa with my drawing pad and my pencils and started lining in the wemon.

My missus got back from the gym and had forgot her keys. I went to let her in, had a little canoodle in the hallway then came back in to find... Pearl zig-zagging, all over my peektor in fat red crayon.

Its destroyed.
BooHoo.

Just thought I'd put it in words.

APB for 2Pence Apr 11, 08, 4:39 p.m.

2Pence, Please report to this thread...

http://www.qbn.com/topics/548516…

Thamks.

Anybody? Apr 8, 08, 2:51 p.m.

Huh?

Hey CrazeOne... Mar 31, 08, 1:47 p.m.

Just the once mate eh?

Hands in the air... Mar 29, 08, 9:52 a.m.

... if you wear one built up shoe.

QBN a request Mar 28, 08, 1:29 p.m.

Dear QBN,

More archeological digs through the olde threads please.

Thamks.

Seven point Thirty Four Mar 25, 08, 2:41 p.m.

... HONK HONK!

EH?

Roper is a sexy Girl Mar 23, 08, 3:03 p.m.

Roper. She's been here since 2002 and she's a hot chicky lady. Who new?

BAGSIE... Mar 22, 08, 2:35 p.m.

... Take some drugs man.