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Lack of quality

So where are all the talented graduates? I'm whacking my head against the wall looking for a junior... I have 25k to give away, Jesus help me...

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Moving to NYC

So... my wife has agreed to take the plunge, and we're gonna blow our savings on this adventure.. Advice..?

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Stuff my wife says

So, my wife can be really funny at times. And I mean funny ha ha... I'll be posting some classic soundbites from her as we drift slowly toward old age..
1st up:
"Get me drunk and show me how much you love me..."

"if you don't shut up, I'll punch you in your big fat gay head"

She truly is one in a million....

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What's your poison?

Mines coke... The fizzy black stuff. Can't get enough. I have no teeth and I weigh 5478 pounds ...

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Only God Forgives

http://www.darkhorizons.com/assets/0019/6826/godf.jpg

What the hell happened here? Did they let my 3 year do the type..? seeeesh...

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Assholes...

Ya'll know who you are...

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Embarrassing...

My buddy just bought me a beer, and then told a funny story about his girl, I laughed so hard the beer came out of my nose and all over a womans shirt. The shirt was white, and I had a nose bleed at the same time... I just sprayed her. Total money shot. Now I can never show my face again. Make me feel better... Tell me stories of shame...

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I'm a dad..

My little boy has just been born, and is now a day old.. He squeaks when he sleeps. Thank you and goodnight. I'm a happy man.

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CS5

Is a stinking pile of bloated dog shit that I have to eat every fucking day. Adobe, sort it the fuck out. It doesn't fucking work.

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Best beach NYC area..

So we got here 3 weeks ago from London.... It's hot as hell, so what's the best beach near to us...? We're in Brooklyn.. and we have a 1 year old.. Advice!!

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Tool of the Day

Who gets your vote for biggest tool in the box..?
I think mine goes to John Galliano today..
- He comes out with such bile, then says he's a victim. Being drunk and addicted to sleeping pills is no excuse or defense. Grow the fuck up and take responsibility. Twat.

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Studio space available

Hey.. I got a couple of desks to let in my studio.. all inclusive, good rent. Lots of cool stuff to use and borrow, including an xbox on a meaty 46"... any takers..?

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Lethal weapon remake..

WTF!

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news…

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Paid Internship / Junior needed

Looking for someone who is happy to work 2-3 days a week at a junior level helping me on various web and graphic projects in my studio, in Clapham, London. Pay wise - I'm looking somewhere around £10 - £12 per hour. There may be a chance for some animation/comping work as well, as I'm super busy producing 300 mins of animation for a TV network in the middle east...

Pretty varied work if anyone is interested..!!

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Font Management

Who uses what..? looking at some options and trying to find whats best..

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Respect

You all deserve a massive pat on the back. Respect is due. Well done!

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New Showreel

Thought I'd share our new reel..

http://vimeo.com/23950271

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"The Godfather" Remake

I'm gonna do it... who's with me..?

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Everybody needs....

A good slap in the chops.

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Follow me..

on Twitter.. I'll follow you back...
*scratches your back..

Wow.. that's just opened me up to mass rejection..

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