Shakespearean Lebowski Jan 7, 10, 2:57 p.m.

[The bowling green. Enter THE KNAVE, WALTER and DONALD, to play at ninepins]

WALTER
In sooth, then, faithful friend, this was a rug of value? Thou wouldst call it not a rug
among ordinary rugs, but a rug of purpose? A star in a firmament, in step with the fashion
alike to the Whitsun morris-dance? A worthy rug, a rug of consequence, sir?

THE KNAVE
It was of consequence, I should think; verily, it tied the room together, gather’d its
qualities as the sweet lovers’ spring grass doth the morning dew or the rough scythe the
first of autumn harvests. It sat between the four sides of the room, making substance of a
square, respecting each wall in equal harmony, in geometer’s cap; a great reckoning in a
little room. Verily, it transform’d the room from the space between four walls presented,
to the harbour of a man’s monarchy.

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WALTER
I speak the truth; my words are straight and true.
The man of Orient birth is not the issue.

DONALD
The Orient, Sir Walter?

WALTER
I speak, old friend, of truths in desert land.
The hour is nigh to draw line in the sand.

THE KNAVE
Deserts? I had made it plain that he was Orient-man.

WALTER
Though words in haste be only human nature,
‘Orient-man’ is not preferr’d nomenclature.

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Thank Ewe! Nov 23, 09, 11:27 a.m.

http://thankewe.com/

C'mon down to Nilbog Oct 16, 09, 2:23 p.m.

My annual Halloween tradition is to watch the best horror movie ever made, Troll 2.

I seem to forget just how amazing this movie is, it never fails to amaze me with its awesomeness.

Let's watch it together.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/31381/…

Helicopter Boyz Oct 15, 09, 11:38 a.m.

Is this awesome?

Suddenly...Hockeypocalypse! Oct 1, 09, 10:24 p.m.

Oh yeah.

9/11 was a Hollywood Job? Aug 12, 09, 4:03 p.m.

How's this for a conspiracy theory?

Help. Oh Help. Please Explain... Aug 7, 09, 9:33 a.m.

What is going on here?

Is this an Old Navy ad? An ad for Toyota of North Hollywood? For Target?

There's no way this an actual music video. If it were, I would have to finally resign the last vestiges of my faith in Humanity.

The WTF of WTFs, EXPLAINED Jul 27, 09, 5:24 p.m.

Further Explanation:

You're welcome. Good night.

Keyboard Cat Gets Cultured Jul 21, 09, 5:12 p.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=…

...sheer, unadulterated beauty

Out of Control Jul 17, 09, 4:25 p.m.

**Nostalgia Alert**

CUT...IT...OUT

I can't get over how serene this is. May 9, 09, 7:09 p.m.

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?…

...in before see other thread.

Poorly drawn men causing havoc in Boulder, CO May 8, 09, 4:26 p.m.

If you're in or around Boulder, watch out:

This man will mug you, and probably do some other dirty stuff after that.

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/…