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I'm a dork Aug 22, 08, 10:28 a.m.

so here i am in or on my day off, not sure which is. my hot girlfriend, off too, doing a business call in the other room(naked). And i still have to report to this freaking place!

WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU QBN

btw respond witty comments quick i have to go soon!

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No Cursing Day Aug 20, 08, 8:03 a.m.

Lets try this today... NO CURSING... if you feel like you have to you can say gosh darn it dang it things like that... GO!

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Hurricane Fay Aug 18, 08, 8:59 a.m.

Well since they told me about the name "Fay" i was like was... she sounds like a Stripper Bitch... This shit is going to hit... As of right now it's pretty much for sure that i am going to get... I just volunteerd to stay over night at work... They give us cushions and food and we are save and power and 2 days comp... so yeah i think i'm staying in and going to let all the people that have families and kids and stuff to go home... i dont think i can survive another hurricane party(just shivered)

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Julia Child Was A Spy Aug 14, 08, 12:24 p.m.

never trust beautiful women

http://members.aye.net/~gharris/blog/ochildj001p4.jpg

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/…

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for my birthday Aug 13, 08, 10:20 a.m.

so guys what do you think... i am going to grab from 30 to 40 of my friends and we are all going to paintball the hell out of each other... Two groups... only rule is that if in a relationship you guys have to be in opposite teams! What can i add to this? should i do it in building or outdoors... i'm thinking outdoors

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Live For Ever Aug 12, 08, 10:31 a.m.

Would you want to live forever? what would you do?

Scientists stop the ageing process

http://www.abc.net.au/science/ar…

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Insane Tribal Bungee Aug 6, 08, 2:32 p.m.

&eurl=http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/insane-tribal-bungee-jumpers-vanuatu-2/1561?%3F

http://www.environmentalgraffiti…

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Why Do Women?... Aug 6, 08, 1:12 p.m.

Why Do Women Live Longer Than Men?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/200…

i could have summed it up by saying that

A) they drive us insane
or
B) sometimes we just play dead

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Bike Accidents... Aug 7, 08, 8:39 a.m.

At my freaking party

So as i try to cater different events to the miami crowd... I do a bike race once a month from somewhere in the beach to downtown

this is the route

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n246/attahand/Picture2-1.png

so anyways... the first race we had like 8 to ten people... like 4 months ago... last night we had about 40 to 45... its at 10pm and and no of course the city is not involved even if they wrote us up in the newspaper...

First time we did it i told my partner..."hmm i think we should get waivers...release forms you know"

Well it was bound to happen we had like 3 accidents last night... a dude cut off by a car he dodge it a flew over the handle bars into a decorative rock and the standard hotel... second a girl trying to get into the sidewalk cuz of a car... she didn't make it... fell head against the curve and road rash in the face... sat up and as she goes "i'm ok(insert girly voice in fear" she touches her neck just to find her hand covered in blood... it took a hot second to get her to call the paramedics... and the third i dont know enough details about it yet

hope it doesn't come back to hunt us... we were just trying to do something different for them!

hope they are alright

but non the less

hehe

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Batman 3 Rumors Jul 31, 08, 10:24 a.m.

JOHNNY DEPP LINED UP TO PLAY THE RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN FILM
'The Dark Knight' has performed so well at the box office that producers are already working on casting the next instalment of the Batman story, once again to be directed by Christopher Nolan. In a frankly inspired piece of casting it is rumoured that they will be approaching Johnny Depp to play the role of the Riddler and attempt to breathe life into a character hammed to death by Jim Carrey in the truly awful 'Batman Forever'.

Johnny's a lovely man so hopefully he won't prepare for the role in the same way as Heath Ledger did for the Joker (by seemingly going a bit dotty then dying). If this comes off it might be the first time the audience is cheering for the Riddler to give Batman a truly historic hammering.

Depp is no stranger to odd characters. He played Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorhands and used to knob Kate Moss, but there's another fine piece of casting in the wings. The Penguin (last played by Danny DeVito – and looking more like a dead dinner lady than a super-villain) is going to be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, so goes the rumour.

Who else in the world could bring the awkwardness, the air of menace and the gallons of sweat to the role better than Hoffman? All it needs now is Angelina Jolie as a naked Catwoman and I'll start camping outside the cinema now.

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/2…

i can see this happening

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SexDrive Jul 30, 08, 9:54 a.m.

The movie looks funny....

But By The Way... how is your sex drive?

me the older i get the more i have i guess.... thats the way it should be right?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/in…

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No F*cking Way Jul 30, 08, 3:44 p.m.

Its bad news... sorry for that... but how weird is that?!?!!?

Police: Body found in Ala. freezer was mother of 8
By GARRY MITCHELL, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 2 minutes ago
MOBILE, Ala. - Police believe a body found in a small-time evangelist's home freezer is his wife and a mother of eight, and arrested him on a murder charge as he preached at a south Alabama church. Anthony Hopkins, 37, was being held in the Mobile County jail Wednesday awaiting a bond hearing and appointment of an attorney.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080…

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