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- whatthefunk10
- i can not disagree.ApeRobot
- god still want that...ApeRobot
- Matthew 19:21ApeRobot
- it's in the fucking book.ApeRobot
- True. It’s what god would’ve wanted when he was still alivenb
- AmenYakuZoku
- Bezos 15:43utopian
- Nothing about gods actions over the last 2,000 years indicates he would want anything like this. Pretty sure he’s into intense pain, suffering and sensles deathmonospaced
- Ape is right, but unfortunately most Christians pray to a different Christ.garbage
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.neverscared
- @ape @garbage It's fun to see bibleref.com cortort itself into knots to avoid having to interpret that verse correctly.Continuity
- https://www.bibleref…Continuity
- 'This verse, like others in the passage, is routinely torn from its context and abused by critics and well-meaning Christians alike.'Continuity
- 'This is not a blanket command given to all believers.'Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- lol. How about consider he doesn’t exist, which makes the most sense lolmonospaced
- letterhead3
blog
Unpopular opinion: aint nothing wrong with a couple Taco Bell soft shell tacos every now and then
- As opposed to hard shell tacos?palimpsest
- TB is my fast food guilty pleasureduckseason
- I guess I've never ordered the hard shell tacos before for whatever reasonletterhead
- Double decker ftwnb
- jagara5
dad jokes
- I am the CEO one of the largest Mexican cheese manufacturers.
- Que. So?
Just made this one up. Thank you.
- *ofjagara
- 'K, so?
Would be more "legible".
#hooked on phonics.palimpsest - OK, so? also works.
Oh, queso?palimpsest - Lol. Loved pali's accurate edits.maquito
- But "Que" is Spanish, which adds extra depth to this phenomenal pun.jagara
- 1.Qué didn't work because it's pronounced Keh. 2.When you make a pun in writing you want to use the misdirection and have the reader hear the pun in their head.palimpsest
- But you do you, chief.palimpsest
- The more accurate one is it's being pitched to American Big Cheese, and the response should be inverted:garbage
- "Y que?"garbage
- I, too, am hooked on phonics.Continuity
- @garbage
You're gonna have to explain that one, champ. Because eye know compren-day.palimpsest - To quiero Taco Bell. Run for the border.monospaced
- mmmKay. So?wagshaft
- It's the common expression for "So what?" Kraft wouldn't give two shits about the CEO of a large Mexican cheese manufacturer. I didn't say it was funny.garbage
- @mono there is no "to" personal pronoun. "Tengo ni el tiempo ni los crayones", as the saying goes.garbage
- (That I probably butchered, but that was what one of my profesoras would mutter when I wasn't getting something)garbage
- LOL
So you were just flaunting your Spanish.palimpsest
- HAL900112
The World is Fucked
Social media, internet, apps and all that has created a generation of addicts.
I was at a Pixies concert, the girl in front of me just kept opening her phone every 2-4 minutes to do absolutely useless things. Like a freaking addict she couldnt help herself but to look at her phone.
To do what? Post pictures of the concert, read, like and reply to the posts. Scroll Instagram and Facebook and look at asolutely useless things like pictures of some toddler anniversary and many other useless crap to look at during a concert OF A BAND YOU LIKE AND PAID BIG PRICE TO SEE LIVE.
She also ... and this is beyond stupid ... looked at videos on Youtube... OF THE PIXIES IN CONCERT ... THAT HAPPEND IN THE PAST! She is litteraly sitting in front of them right now and they're playing for her..! She prefer to watch them on youtube.. What in the actual fuck is wrong with people!
She also spent some time reading the freaking Wikipedia of the Pixies.
Talk about living in the moment.
Addicts, all addicts.
- It seems that you've spent your time looking into her phone instead of enjoying the fucking concert...fucking pervert.oey_oey
- it was in my field of view, i tried to not focus too much on it. I really enjoyed the concert and had a great time :) I was expecting Paz on the bass thoHAL9001
- just kidding. I feel you. only if she was watching porn...oey_oey
- lol oey_oeyGardener
- Pixies are waaaay past their sell by date, when I saw them on the Bossanova tour in '91 they were on the slide, really loud thoughGardener
- hehe I was waiting for ...and then TABERNAC I got fed up and punched her_niko
- @Gardener, i told my gf it was the last time we go see them. it was fun but i dont want to see them live anymore.HAL9001
- Sounds like you had a blast!palimpsest
- Haha fuck those people.NBQ00
- You should've confronted her about it and started a discussion.NBQ00
- lol yeah, try confronting an addictHAL9001
- the only thing fucked here is the amount of time Ben spent watching her behaviour and the time you took too complain about a stranger's behavior. seek help, Benimbecile
- I was in a meeting with a client who was flipping back and forth between app icon screens. Not even opening anything. Shlubsletterhead
- Old men yell at clouds.
; )ideaist - @letterhead, she actually did this too.. flipping through her phone icons pages, opening nothing. pure madnessHAL9001
- "The Mere Presence of One’s Own Smartphone Reduces Available Cognitive Capacity"grafician
- https://www.journals…grafician
- The 1st time I saw the pixies was in 1989 opening up for Love & Rockets and they were loudAF! I've seen them 3 times since but always with Kim No Kim No Pixies!fooler
- lol @ oey oeyRamanisky2
- My gf got some front rows for a show in.. '04? It was depressing. I wasn't on a smartphone, I was on my Nokia brick because their set was so boring.garbage
- I am so with you. These massive addictions make me disconnect from society because I don’t understand others (the addicts) any longer.SimonFFM
- jup we are fuckedmilfhunter
- just like television before the internet... from reading zombies to tv zombies to internet zombies... new tech but same old...neverscared
- sorry @neverscared but its different, the level of involvement is much more intense with cellphonesHAL9001
- What's next though, VR zombies?Gardener
- VR Partners, a la Blade Runner.garbage
- stoplying18
Proud dads...
My 11 year old son, who I coach in soccer, scored the game winning goal yesterday against a previously unbeaten team. He plays left back and took the ball off a midfielder, dribbled up to just outside the 18 yard box, and hammered low right footed shot into the bottom corner of the net to get the win. 30 seconds later the ref blew his whistle to end the game. To see the look of elation on his face as his teammates rushed him, hugging and celebrating with him, made me so happy for him. it was the last game of the season and his team finished fourth in the table, but the whole team was on cloud nine yesterday!
- 'Atta boy!ideaist
- coaching must eat into your work time but it pays off in the endhotroddy
- Best feeling in the world! Congrats!_niko
- Well that put a smile on my face, you must have been grinning from ear to ear! Congrats :)BuddhaHat
- I hope you went: "GOOOLLLAAZZOOOOOO...pseud
- Fuck yes, that's some wholesome imagery.garbage
- hydro748
- well this takes the joy right out of it_niko
- OMDprophetone
- I love The Curefooler
- Everything is a remixmort_
- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Peter Saville is a chancer.MrT
- Thought everyone knew about this.robthelad
- Death of a starrobthelad
- Somebody shoud put this on a t-shirt.webazoot
- this is comon knowledge, no? Saville has always said, when asked, where the image came from.face_melter
- @fooler flolgarbage
- Danish5
- turning around to look at the stairs like, "aye mon then!"sarahfailin
- This guy fucksYakuZoku
- Like a bozzOBBTKN
- Monday morning and still drunk..Danish
- The guy watching him ... like wtf you idiot. You’re paying for this mess.monospaced
- mort_14
- DA BOYZ!!!!AQUTE
- I C Y H O T S T U N T A Zprophetone
- WildRamanisky2
- all aboard the Epstein jet?Krassy
- Don’t think Lincoln and possibly some others were on the Epstein jet.mort_
- Obamna only train absApeRobot
- That is great. And not AI. +1jagara
- nb1
Woke
It was reported that Brooklyn Pride Parade this year featured a float chanting “From the river to the sea!”
Seems... inappropriate?? What do all y'all think
- I think I've got better things to be outraged with in my life_niko
- Hamass and Islam are very LGBTQ+ friendly.NBQ00
- I identify as an assault helicopter, non binary, vegan with no gluten.ApeRobot
- Why would it be inappropriate?Gilt001
- Hamas would be proud of themmilfhunter
- That slogan pre-dates Hamas by a good 20 years.Gilt001
- Loving some Hamas and cockGnash
- Ackshully Pride is politicali_monk
- Gays hating the jews now?
WW3 will be fought by Pridefuturefood - Wheres NBBQfuturefood
- desmo13
blog
Im about to enter the open job market in 3 months. Not looking forward to it. Wish me luck!!
- Good luckcrazyprick
- You got this!Krassy
- New chances coming, good luck.Longcopylover
- goodluck!milfhunter
- good luck desmo!YakuZoku
- Danish6
- Love this Boomer humornb
- from some dad's email chainsarahfailin
- Fucking Wednesday !!!Ramanisky2
- I can't believe it took me as long as it did to figure this out.Akagiyama
- skinny_puppy5
- How old is Steampunk?utopian
- Dita is 9 years old now, as far as we know. We got her in December 2022.skinny_puppy
- ♥thumb_screws
- Dita says deal with it.thumb_screws
- Badass!palimpsest
- Dita says, “Relax, my laser treatment costs more than your OF subscription”futurefood
- Gardener4
- I went to some place on Scarborough’s beachfront that sold smoking paraphernalia, swords, dildos but no bjork albums - sadlyIanbolton
- hah, i think i went into that same shop earlier this year.. very bizarredee-dubs
- Bjork album's what?Krassy
- maybe the new Bjork album's made with Airsoft gun sounds?Ianbolton
- _niko6
Midjourney AI
here's my shitty attempt at it, first prompt. --sref goes a long way, just describe what you see and add the url as a source and it gets you in the same ballpark.
- and by same ballpark I mean utopians AA affiliate lol. but --sref is a huge timesaver and hair-pull saver_niko
- Yup, creating my very on style references from images that I sketched and created in Illy and PS. FYI - a very low carbon footprint.utopian
- When artists wake up and start realizing that they can generate and expand on creating their visual vocabulary using AI, their careers will already be obsolete.organicgrid
- Sketch > Scan > Illustrator > Photoshop > Midjourney > Photoshop
is the new
Person > Woman > Man > Camera> TVpalimpsest - Someone asked me the process...but sure.utopian
- Gardener10
- Lovely bastardOBBTKN
- Sums up all those little bastardsYakuZoku
- This gotta be Hotroddy's mutt!utopian
- Here, good doggy!hotroddy
- Pretty sure that's that prankster guy. IRL, one of my friend's mom found a Jack Russell in a parking lot, called the number on the tag.garbage
- Got a "You can keep it." and was promptly hung up on, lol.garbage
- lol garbageephix
- PonyBoy7
RIP of the day
Bill Anders, NASA Astronaut / Photographer
https://www.bbc.com/news/article…
Dude just passed in a plane crash a couple days ago @ 90 (flying by himself)...
His most famous image—
- looks so fucking fakeAQUTE
- He wasn't just flying by himself, he lost altitude while doing loopty loops near San Juan. There's.. video. I accidentally saw them today.garbage
- He hit the water so fucking hard that the plane exploded.garbage
- Flat Earther's Hate Him!utopian
- Yeah. He totally was just flying by himself when he crashed. Crazy. I also looked it up and saw video today. Wild.monospaced
- Sounds like he went out he wanted to, then.
RIP.Nairn - The video was caught by a couple wildlife photographers, and they claim that he was trying to pull out of a stall and failed.garbage
- Sounds like he didn't go out how he wanted to. RIP.Nairn
- Yeah.. also Seafair starts at the end of June. Big speculation, but he might have been warming up for a show.garbage
- (Seafair is a month of madness. Airshows, displays of military power, hydroplane races.)garbage
- I live right next to one of the lakes and the small seaplanes have been flying lower than normal right over my house. I'm guessing he pushed it too far.garbage
- Also he was 90, he shouldn't even been allowed to drive a car.garbage
- The original photo was this orientation and had lots of stars.
https://blog.akademy…Gardener