For a better tomorrow
- Krassy11
- For a better tomorrowmonospaced
- This is the perfect post. Others are funny. Some sad, informative, or enlightening. This. Is. Perfect.imbecile
- I don't get it.palimpsest
- I don’t presume that’s anything new for you.imbecile
- Krassy7
- by Anna Devis and Daniel RuedaKrassy
- love theseutopian
- So hipstermonospaced
- creative, fun and coolKrassy
- fooler0
- My daughter's dance teacher have one and I am intimidated when I talk to himlajj
- ^HIM?
oh manYakuZoku - You act like you've never seen the movie Hellraisers.ShenanigansTV
- First time I see thisNBQ00
- flol, lajjimbecile
- This world frightens & confuses meletterhead
- Kinda looks cool. But I would want to scratch my nose all day.skinny_puppy
- Gay shitcrazyprick
- "I am cute because I have a thing on the tip of my nose" *punch*cannonball1978
- DUNEdasohr
- Those giant 2 inch ear hole things annoy me more than this.jagara
- seems kool and fancy to me.neverscared
- On hols last month on the beach. See a regular looking family, mum, dad and young son. Notice dad has 2inch plates in each ear lobe.microkorg
- Maybe they look cool in his social media photos, but running after his kid down the beach flap flappin against the side of his head. Nope.microkorg
- I was laughing so much inside.
Had my nose pierced in art college 20+ years ago. Had to give it up cos I pick my nose too much and scottish wintersmicrokorg - make my nose run too much and I auto-wipe with back of my hand and would always catch the ring forgetting I had a piercing.microkorg
- kool story bro.neverscared
- you and your nosepiercing fascinating really ... tell us more...neverscared
- I like it!kaiyohtee
- the nose knowsstoplying
- me gusta a misarahfailin
- Haha. F*ck knows why I typed all that earlier. Just re-read it. Mustve needed a rant.microkorg
- better than a tattooutopian
- Krassy6
- YES!OBBTKN
- Where was this from?Wordsworth
- the masterimbecile
- Now I remember, thanks!Wordsworth
- Pick-a-point.Wolfboy
- LOVED this film; PTA baby!!!ideaist
- One of the best movies out therecrazyprick
- Yep.Wordsworth
- Fuck I love PTA too, not sure why I've missed this_niko
- shit I also missed Phantom Thread and inherent vice but have seen everything else_niko
- mort_3
- Haha, great Youtube comment: "If they really hate the air that much, stop breathing it."Ianbolton
- Haha.mort_
- You should have seen Gavin last night. That was some next level arm flailing and almost bumping into people.mort_
- This style of mosh dancing is terrificnb
- 6ft distance mosh pitfeel
- Terrifically retarded.mort_
- @feel lol spot on. No pain in that pit.garbage
- I don't really know what to think.pseud
- LOLfuturefood
- Mosh dancing with respect for other people’s body autonomynb
- zaq9
- I knew this sounded familiar .. hehehe
http://youtube.com/w…Ramanisky2 - me so hungry, me stay here long time.utopian
- needs "ok?" at the endNBQ00
- lol utopianShenanigansTV
- ^^LOLYakuZoku
- I knew this sounded familiar .. hehehe
- SimonFFM3
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Visited a small town today and saying hello to you. One of you guys from here will know where I've been, because he lives there.
Getting offered such cookies from a 70yo lady was funny.
- Is she your next shoot? She seems to be on the freaky side of life.futurefood
- you were in Portugal?oey_oey
- in Caldas da Rainha?!oey_oey
- why?!oey_oey
- on my way back from NazaréSimonFFM
- No other reason these are being sold other than a steady market for chocolate frosted dicks. Super interestingletterhead
- LOL @ pre-cream on the endrobthelad
- Saltymonospaced
- You are what you eatcrazyprick
- futurefood4
Alien of the Day
Went back to that store out of curiosity to ask about the Alien figure. I thought it was one of the original 18 inch figures that Hasbro put out, but it was from another company, NECA, that produced it in 2008.
I also intended to purchase thinking it was going to be $50 or something reasonable..
They wanted $300 loll it was falling apart and you could barely move the limbs.
After I got home from lunch i looked up the pricing and found that NECA is producing the figure again for the 40th anniversary at $120!!!
Latest NECA version
- https://www.entertai…futurefood
- my son has my 2008 version sitting behind his gaming rig right now, staring disappointingly at his mid gameplayprophetone
- lol prophetkingsteven
- haha prophet!futurefood
- prophet with the Dad of The Post Award
lmao.Ramanisky2 - haha he’s 17 now and really amazing gamer but I make sure by reminding him often as I walk by him gaming that he’s playing ‘so trash’prophetone
- ...which 5-6 years ago was his and his friends fav insult to scream at each other at top of their lungs through their PS4 headsets while on ‘multi’ lolprophetone
- ^ lol .. +1,000 keep at itRamanisky2
- resellers = "punches for"fooler
- i have the 2008 version too.. its not bad .. . 120bucks seems a bit exuberant though..neverscared
- ^and $300 is like asking to be slapped in the dickfuturefood
- Gardener9
Suggest a good movie…
I finally watched this 2004 film last night and now believe the hype as it really is one of the best music docs I think I've ever seen. I'm no a fan of either band though I have seen The Dandy Warhols live a couple of times but I wasn't expecting to be quite so moved despite the awful behaviour of both bands at times, but it really is a great watch!
- One of the best music docs ever. I barely knew either of these bands when I saw this (in the theatre) and I still loved itnb
- What’s really cool about it is how much footage they have over the years. Too many docs are just talking headsnb
- Great film. Anytime i hear anyone is a fan of the Dandy Warhols i know they haven't seen Dig, when someone is a BJM fan you know they have...kingsteven
- there is a DIG! XX coming soon too with 40 mins extra footageGardener
- Its a shame that people know BJM for Anton's surrealist drama (and the fans lap it up like a soap opera). They have several incredible albums.kingsteven
- I met Courtney Taylor before a Radiohead concert in 2001 and sat a talked to him for a bit. My gf asked him "Don't you think RH is the best band in the world".fooler
- He replied No,The Brian Jonestown Massacre is. I had only listened to Strung Out in Heaven at the time but said I loved that and practically the song "Jennifer"fooler
- My girlfriends name. A few years later I interview the director for a website I was working for. I only remember her saying it started out as a doc about the SFfooler
- Music scene and involved a lot more bands but she ended up focusing on BJM and the Dandys for obvious reasons.fooler
- Radiohead is the best band in the world thoughnb
- Yeah, At the time they were.fooler
- Or maybe Bachman Turner Overdrivenb
- Possibly Styxnb
- Morning_star22
Signs your getting old?
Sunday morning, i'm full of fresh, hopeful spring vibes. I eat a couple of 'those' gummies and head to the enormous Sainsbury's up Oldbury to do a big shop. I park, i get a trolley, i register a scanner with my Nectar. Airpods in, sweet tunes on and away I go.
The aisles of paralysing choice are colourful today and my soundtrack puts a groove into my steps. There's a certain glorious youthful euphoria baked into what happened next. Whilst choosing still-warm, aromatic fresh breads I catch the eye of an elegant sun-dressed gentlewoman doing the same. We smile and share the frisson. Intimate. We catch each other’s gaze at the cheeses and again across cabbages and leeks.
Distracting daydreams of our impossibly perfect life on the shores of an Italian lake meant the cat didn’t eat and we’ve still got no tin foil. Our accidental odyssey ends as she heads towards the fast fashion. I don’t. The gamble of the self scan till falls in my favour, no checks, sweet. I emerge, free into the sunlight pushing my loaded chariot as I wistfully reminisce about the possibilities of our unspoken connection across the vegetable aisle.
I pull up at the back of my car and press the key to open the boot. Simultaneously, the door doesn't open and I wither at the sight of a deep, violent scratch down the side of my car. All four panels look like I fucked Wolverine’s mum and sister and he found out. I look about for some sign of the soon-to-be dead vehicle assailant with no luck. I exclaim loudly “Which motherfucker did this?” as I’m attempting to rub out the scratch and crush the key fob in an attempt to get the back door open.
The scratch is like Cheddar Gorge and the fob isn’t fucking working. I’m confused as to how this trench of a scuff has managed to affect the electronics. And then I hear, from behind me, quite abruptly and aggressively, “Can I help you”. I turn and see what could only be described as blustering gammon walking towards me. At pace.
Again, “CAN. I. HELP.” I’m very confused and reply whilst pointing, “I don’t think so, unless you did this”. And the aging, Greggs hooligan spits “Yes I fucking did. PROBLEM?”. His piggy eyes stare. I don’t know what’s going on. I look around for a clue or weapon whilst spluttering “My keys don’t work”.
He’s two foot in front of me and he laughs in my face. I can see the hairs up his nose as his laughter distorts his fat, red face. I manage half a “...why?” as I’m frantically pressing the key-fob button. His hand reaches out. I think ‘this guy’s got some fucking stones for a cunt with undeniably high blood pressure’ and he grabs my shoulder. My hands form fists, I tense.
He’s wheezing and guffawing like a braying mule. Unable to speak, the gammon points and turns me towards his scratched car’s twin, two parking spaces away with its boot open and lights flashing. A meek “Oh” escapes me . He pats me on the back as I trundle the twenty feet to my unblemished ride.
- Haha that’s nuts. Teach you to get high and go out in the world ! ;)mort_
- lmao ... I’ve actually opened someone else’s unlocked car and got halfway in thinking it was mine. Oooooops.Ramanisky2
- hehe, pretty good sport and story :-)PhanLo
- flol excellent read! Damn, though, your guy truly was a good sport.Continuity
- Another excellent writing submission for the prestigious, best written post of the year on QBN.stoplying
- Give Morning_star all the awardsRamanisky2
- Beautiful!Nairn
- I've read this like five times now.
Thanks.Nairn - "All four panels look like I fucked Wolverine’s mum and sister and he found out."
You are fantastic @Morning_star!ideaist - Nice read. It was heading towards a 'Don't F with another man's vehicle'. +1 for plot twist happy ending.hotroddy
- FLOLgarbage
- so did you get laid in the end?autoflavour
- you should write a book.milfhunter
- Great read. What a Sunday that must have been.pseud
- NGL...I thought the car was going to belong to the woman from the store.stoplying
- two Bentayga's in the same lot?timeless
- Are you secretly Catpower?CyBrainX
- maquito14
- Fo my bdah #42maquito
- Farva Super TroopersRamanisky2
- Father Fierigarbage
- This.
Guy.
F**ks.ideaist - License and registration... chicken fucker.hydro74
- Dat moustache is pure power. Wife just glanced at the picture and got all wet. And I'm not even married.Akagiyama
- ^ lolRamanisky2
- "Looking to buy 3 or 4 marihuanas - anyone selling"?jagara
- utopian8
CYBERTRUCK
░C░Y░B░E░R░ ░R░U░S░T░ ░B░U░C░K░E░T░
A timeline of Tesla Cybertruck problems, from rust to hail damage to pedal recalls.
- it's only $70K-100K+NBQ00
- poor putopian :( More things to cry aboutHayoth
- product of the decade.....lolneverscared
- looks like something Luke would be repairing on Tatooine_niko
- this looks like the game Cyberpunk in the beginning before you make it into the cityYakuZoku
- Looks betterRaybandana
- Funky col' PatinaPhanLo
- Looks fucking cool. I want a rusty Cybertruck now.jagara
- imbecile1
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i don't believe in ghosts or anything like that, but i just heard a loud crash and wodered what my dog could have broken. i walk out of the office as she walks downstairs and we both see the utility room door has simply fallen off the track, directly into the basement well window, breaking both panes of glass. good morning to you, too.
- *wonderedimbecile
- yup. there are no other explanations then it must be ghost. or maybe god's mad at you.pango
- “I don’t believe in ghosts. Oh hey guys saw something that was a ghost”nb
- it wasn't a ghost, an old door fell out of an old track. this type of event is why people believe in ghostsimbecile
- what was the ghost's beef with your door though?Nairn
- If i was a ghost, i’d be smashing panes of glassfuturefood
- We are all ghostsnb
- you're a GHOST!pango
- I don't believe in ghosts but I had a scary happening years ago in an old hotel in Lucca, Italy.microkorg
- Uggh Fucking ThursdaysRamanisky2
- Good old Entropy, that scallywag.Centigrade
- I had not considered the ghost as the one damaging the door... https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
- Go on?
Also, Lucca's lovely! I was there over the new year.Nairn - What the hell? Your door was made of bread?futurefood
- a lot of interior doors in the us are hollow core for weight / cost. this is a folding utility door from probably 1984 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯imbecile
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- Ghost dad fell through the front doornb
- bro you got ghostedstoplying
- I have a light in my utility room with a motion sensor, and every once in a while, late at night it eerily activates. Bright enough to shine into the kitchen.garbage
- It was driving me fucking bananas, was pretty sure I needed to re-evaluate my belief in souls. It goes off again one night..garbage
- ..and I saw a ghost. 8 eyes, and 8 legs crawling on the sensor.garbage
- so it was a ghost door.sted
- Akagiyama4
- Paging MarichainOBBTKN
- googled, heavily photoshop image this isautoflavour
- exactly, just google her and see, that pic is been posted in every damn social media on repeat and its a lieHAL9001
- you mean your name isn't HAL9001??? oh, the liesimbecile
- TRUST NO ONE!pango
- 9i9% of photos with "facts" typed into the image are bullshit.wagshaft
- fact!HAL9001
- https://i.ibb.co/DG8…Ramanisky2
- hydro7413
- Take-Down of the Day?Continuity
- Trump if the daymonospaced
- I can totally hear this memeRamanisky2
- mort_11
- (first world problems, I know)mort_
- Add to list: and cleaning bathrooms, floors, trash and recycling, etc.OBBTKN
- Dusting, vacuuming ...Continuity
- Yeah but these two NEVER end even when you’re done.monospaced
- Dishes is #1 plagueHAL9001
- add: deciding what to make and making dinner to that for metimeless
- Bluejam13
- This sounds very familiarRamanisky2
- selling candy getting moneykaiyohtee
- It's called capitalismutopian
- utopian4
- Sol "Ye" Horowitzfooler
- JAWzEEPhanLo
- haha!_niko
- nYEtKrassy
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- tinfoil teethAQUTE
- https://www.youtube.…Elwin74
- Kagnye Wethhhhhhhnbq
- Gone-ye.
He not their anymore.ideaist - he ate a thermometermaquito
- Next he should get his tongue replaced by one of those parasitic lice.Nairn
- KumYeRamanisky2
- KumAll.
Hence the toothguard.Nairn