Zuck vs. Musk
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- Nairn-1
- Nairn-1
- Nairn-1
- sted-2
- sted2
- sted0
- sted-1
That's a nice warmup but I would take it to the next level:
The world needs a Tech Billionaire WFC so lets call it TBFC,
Jeff Bezos vs Richard Branson
Bill Gates vs Tim Cook*
Sam Altman vs David Holzit would be pure entertainment.
*derpfaked as Jobs
- garbage0
Honest take:
Zuck has the bigger tank because he runs and Musk is an old fatass, but Zuck has no hurting power. I see a very boring fight where they pass out on each other.
Then I see the roof collapsing, but that's me just dreamin'.
- Is it MMA? 5'7 vs 6'1. All Elon has to do is get the shrimp to the ground.hotroddy
- I wouldn't wake up that suppressed anger that can be in Elon :Dsted
- Elon said he would just lay on top of him.garbage
- Zuck has that freaky long neck to defend. I forsee Musk winning by guillotine.zardoz
- lol. Do you now how funny it would feel to RNC Zuck? He already has resting RNC face.garbage
- neverscared0
- Verbal abusing employees isn't exactly peacefulpango
- that hot tempered prick...neverscared
- Beeswax1
Elon is integrating Neuralink™ on himself for this fight and loading Muay thai and cage box techniques. but it will not work as intended, after an extreme release of multiple hormones in his body he will rip Zuck's arm and will soon die after a cardiac arrest.
Zuck will survive but he gets a bionic arm, later he buys Neuralink™ to honor his opponent and, to fix the bugs of the system. He'll gain enormous powers but will decide to live in the jungle like an animal since he feels closer to apes in terms of physical capacity and he basically can't sit in an office anymore.
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- palimpsest1
The more important question is what QBNers should we put in the cage?
- the strongest... drgs ?neverscared
- vs Continuity.palimpsest
- In my youth I was 7-2 in street fights.utopian
- 1 - 0 ..i got cheap and hit the guy with a can of unopened soda over the head. at this point id bet against myself winning any fightpockets
- Put 'em all in a cage, lock it, then drop it in the sea.Nairn
- @pali you want to see me get destroyed, don't you? :\Continuity
- I'm at least 78% sure that bout would end up sexualNairn
- destroyed 'anii' all over the place.Nairn
- You perv.
<3Continuity
- BK1
I think it depends on the rules. Musk has size but Zuck has relative youth and some bjj training.
If it goes to the ground Zuck every time. Musk has reach and a punchers chance but I question his head movement.
I got Zuck by RNC in the first.