Derrrpressed stag...
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- cruddlebub
So, it's my stag do this weekend! but i can't do any of the days activities or really drink in the evening! :(
I had to have a 63 gram mass removed from my back a few weeks ago and the scar has ruptured and nearly a pint of yellow liquid came out of my back so i'm on antibiotics and can't really drink.
was meant to be clay pigeon shooting and rage buggy racing in the day...
bloody pissed off...
- detritus0
Eh, aren't you already married with a kid and whatnot?
Also, re: bursting yellow pustulous mass - vid or gtfo.
- Fax_Benson2
you're better off without that unpleasant thing on your back.
- and it's good news that the puss-lump has gone too!
Eh? Honk Honk! AWOOGA!
- drake-von-drake0
The answer is crawfish.
- set4
- thismonospaced
- Yeah fuckin' "cruddlebub" sounds about rightsarahfailin
- hehdocpoz
- microkorg-1
clay pigeon shooting shouldnt be too much of a strain
- ever fired a shotgun?Gnash
- cant fire a shotgun as the scar is on my right shoulder.cruddlebub
- Fax_Benson0
re-arrange the daytime activities for after the wedding?
go out drinking on the antibiotics anyway?
- i will go out drinking on the antibiotics but i'll have to be careful i dont shit myself! apparent side effect.cruddlebub
- if you can't shit yourself on your stag do when can you shit yourself. Go with the flow (excuse the pun).fadein11
- hahahacruddlebub
- detritus6
- HA!cruddlebub
- ha! too goodsleepyfatso
- Detox til we've got mega cocks.garbage
- cruddlebub0
@Detritus, i've been with my Partner for 10 years, proposed 9 years ago, she said yes, but its taken us this long to get sorted.
we didnt have time to film it!
had the stitches out, went out TV shopping, walked out the door and felt some juice! lifted up my top and it was pouring out! like a little fountain! ran back home and used a whole roll of kitchen towls mopping it up!
covered it up but its still leaking somewhat, its an open wound now, got to heal from inside out!
- that's how dogs healGnash
- Holy shit, I should not have read this during breakfast.garbage
- WOOF!cruddlebub
- and lol at, "juice"Gnash
- trooperbill0
My brother and friends put in zero effort into my stag night. 2 weeks before the night i got a call from my bro/bestman saying 'so where are we staying then' and 'what do you want to do'. in the end i organised the hotel which was stupidly expensive due to being booked at short notice and my bro booked paintball. over 3 nights we all failed to all go out together with people feigning illness and staying in their rooms. no strip club, and just a pub crawl in onzies. on the wedding day my bro jotted some notes on a napkin for my best mans speech and my ushers all left the party at 5. i still dont have any explanation for this as up until that point everyone seemed really happy and up for it. that was 2.5 years ago and it still hurts
- oh dear - sounds bad.fadein11
- fuck me man, thats awful!cruddlebub
- fuck them (then forgive and move on)Gnash
- what the fuckmonospaced
- maybe they didnt like your girlinteliboy
- that's a sad story, trooper.stoplying
- give me their address
and i will kill themdrgs - Sorry. Sometimes we put these high expectations on people and or what needs or should happen. It hurts when those we expect more from don't seem to care.sea_sea
- That said, stop dwelling in it Or talk about it with them, Get it out. Then be over it. a 3 day party is way more than many get.sea_sea
- Hope you're not taking offense to this, but best advice I ever get in life is when it's straight up and not sugar coated. Be happy.sea_sea
- Plus there's all this BS formalities and expectations based around weddings that quite honestly are ridiculous. I had a shit Bachelorette once too. Lolsea_sea
- monospaced-3
My friends were the best about mine. Flew me across the country to LA on my birthday and I was surprised to see old college friends I had almost forgotten about had been brought in. Two day event, with day drinking in Malibu to nice dinners, a show at the Magic Castle and late night drinking and strip clubs. I think they went overboard for this since many couldn't make it to the wedding due to having too many children and it being so far away.
- You are breaking trooperbill's heart right now.garbage
- awemonospaced
- I can't imagine you in a strip club even though I have never met you. Sounds fun though.fadein11
- I don't even like strip clubs anymore. Fun in my 20s when I was at everyone else's bachelor party, but this round I just enjoyed watching my friends get stupid.monospaced
- cruddlebub0
were out on it in the night in Bournemouth, strip clubs are being hit! i may not take my pills tomorrow, see how i get on!
just going to be standing watching them all having a laugh during the day!
- exador10
my big brother rather dropped the ball on getting things organized...not out of any bad feelings...think he just really had no idea what to do....
but on the day of, I ran over to our local bar (a great place, and a big hangout for media and advertising etc) and since they knew me, they gave us the upstairs bar for the evening, no charge, plus a waitress of our own (a friend of mine) and basically helped set everything up...i owe them a huge debt of thanks for that...they saved the day.... after that, my bro was on top of getting in contact with the whole gang...and it ended up being a huge success...great party... tons of people...we all headed out to the strippers later that night....and at 3 or 4 am we were at some all night dance bar...just a few of us left by then....
I ducked out to the side alley for a smoke, and this big bruiser decides he wants to fight me...no idea why...i was just standing there not talking to anyone....
out of no where, my big brother is in his face 'ok...lets calm down now....no need for fighting'....
this guy tries to move around my bro to get at me, when out of nowhere, the rest of my party shows up on all sides.. just standing there grinning...like 'ok pal...the night is young...you wanna throw down?'....
dude say's something like '...you got good friends...you're lucky'...and wanders off...we finish our drinks, and walk home ....
by the time we got to our place, we were basically sober.... it had been a long, long evening...
and one of the best nights of my life....just the right amount of chaos, the perfect amount of great buddies...lots of booze...lots of fun....
damn...that was back in 1999....it's been a loooong time....
- crazy cats!cruddlebub
- twas indeed :) sorry to hear yours is not going as planned...just schedule another big party after the whole wedding etc... it's a doable thing...exador1
- my guess is that your wife-to-be would understand you didn't get to do it properly before hand.. no reason not to throw another party a few months later...exador1
- everyone has kind of said that, maybe they will, but i think quite a bit of money has been spent on this already!cruddlebub
- Gnash0
wait, the mass that was removed -- all good? biopsy results yet?
- Yeah... People talking about drinks, etc. And i can't think in other thing than on the 63 grams thingOBBTKN
- its just a lipoma apparently, scan results say so, just waiting for pathology to get the results to me.cruddlebub
- good luckGnash
- see_thru0
I didn't get to have a stag at all.
My two brothers in law and Father in law thought it would be cool to invite me to a golf driving range the day before I got married.
I f###ing hate golf.
- What I mean to say is I feel for you..see_thru
- ah ha.fadein11
- hahaha so do i! i was worried about something similar as both my best men are obsessed with golfcruddlebub
- wagshaft0
Hey @trooperbill, at you didn't get syphilis!
- kona0
wft is any of this english? i don't know what the shit anyone is saying but it sounds like cruddlebub drank a pint of yellow liquid and a deer dropped the ball on your wedding day to go golf. correct?
- cruddlebub0
up early!
have no idea what time im being picked up, if i need any money..
on another note, i had a really messed up dream that my WTB was having a lesbian affair... and no, i didnt see them getting jiggy!
stupid brain
- hotroddy0
I was best man for my bro's wedding and I didn't organize shit. I feel terrible. I can't remember if I even asked him if he wanted a stag. At the time I didn't really know it was the best man's responsibility but now that I look back I should have really put forth the effort.
- cruddlebub4
well, i have finally been able to get up...
i did the shooting, and the rage buggying, my shoulder is a bit fucked but the scar is fine, not a huge amount of crap has come out either.
we went to the casino and a strip club with a few bars and clubs in between, i drank whatever i was given, which did me in in the end, i spewed in town, then again at 6 in the morning and then constantly after that all day... got home, went to bed all day and all night with a few throw ups for good measure...
i am up, not being sick today but still feel wobbly, and yeah, my shoulder is done in.
i am never drinking again.
- from my experience, this reads like a success?imbecile
- their intentions were to fuck me up, and they did just that...cruddlebub
- The important thing is that you didn't get any of the "yellow liquid" on the strippers (hopefully)spot13
- hahaha which? the bile or the pus? i dont think i did! i was smashed by that point!cruddlebub