The Nope Thread.
The Nope Thread.
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- Ramanisky22
- Oh, fuck no. That's the apocalypse.Continuity
- Last couple of weeks there been some real monsters up in the Midwest.Ramanisky2
- o_OContinuity
- imbecile5
- latest land rover ad?hans_glib
- ded?YakuZoku
- just walk it off?futurefood
- A few years ago, I bought an old Jeep as a midlife crisis toy. I'd planned on driving some of these passes with it.noneck
- (Un)fortunately, I never got a chance to take it out before I grew out of it and sold it last year.noneck
- https://www.gofundme…sted
- Krassy6
- Zip it up and zip it outRamanisky2
- bearly safeCyBrainX
- I can't bear to watch this.utopian
- trouble's a bruin_niko
- LOL _niko!palimpsest
- "Excuse me, do you have a moment to speak about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?"Krassy
- ^ That's what the camper asked to scare off the bear.garbage
- Hoooman, I'm short in honey...OBBTKN
- BuddhaHat8
- AAAA!sted
- when I was a kid, I drunk a mug of hot chocolate while camping one hight, just to find out / feel with my lips, a huge beetle in the bottom of the mug.maquito
- and I'm just realizing I never told this to scarabin beforemaquito
- As a kid I drank a can of coke with ants in them by accident.SimonFFM
- This must be an Australian “Thing”Ramanisky2
- Doesn’t seem to be that big of a spider. Bit of protein.sab
- ozzie version of this involves an invisible web at the bottom of the mug what was at the porch for 30 mins, a spider running from arm to neck with amazing speedsted
- and a difficult task that can cause your favorite mug to either break in the sink or fly backwards and fall to pieces on the floor.sted
- Krassy4
- The pine tree across the street when the wind blows getting that shit all over my black car and in my pool.lemmy_k
- https://i.giphy.com/…Krassy
- I die of asthma just looking at itOBBTKN
- Ramanisky22
- dead?hans_glib
- ^you would think... at the very least both legs are crushed into a fine powderRamanisky2
- Scraping the skin off the whole front of your body sounds like the better option.palimpsest
- live and die 4 da likesjagara
- This dude also puts the camera in his mouth before he jumps... what could possibly go wrong?Ramanisky2
- Not be able to yell for help?palimpsest
- The TikTok Generationutopian
- Sora?Krassy
- Ultra wide angle lens make everything look 10x more dramaticHAL9001
- IdiotsOBBTKN
- These Sora demos are really getting impressive.yuekit
- Fuck that.Akagiyama
- Did you notice half a way a graffiti saying: Darwin? I didn't it either. But I am sure it's therezaq
- utopian4
- the sound is wild when you unmuteKrassy
- Sound Effect Here
https://www.youtube.…utopian - lolKrassy
- So, when she lifted her leg, did it:
https://i.imgur.com/…Akagiyama - deadsarahfailin
- Shatner is not having it.CyBrainX
- prophetone1
- kind of cool actually as long as this isn't in th everglades_niko
- utopian4
- herpetologist scratching his head there in the pic. glad we get to see it facing left and also right. horizontal flip skillssarahfailin
- He expected to walk to the other end and find an arse, but there was just another head.kalkal
- Ramanisky24
- Crazy I swore I saw a fish fly by at the start_niko
- "A bit of wind..."OBBTKN
- Crazy I swore I saw a cat fly by at the startutopian
- https://static.polit…neverscared
- I hate neighbours with leaf blowers.uan
- pango hates neighbours with leaf blowers, too.Continuity
- If you hit pause at the right moment you can see R2D2 fly by.fooler
- Run Toto!PhanLo
- @uau LOLKrassy
- cowbezoar
- The wind turned me into a newt!Akagiyama
- fucken leaf blowers!pango
- Keep eating White Castle. This is what happens.CyBrainX
- utopian9
- I'm glad my fries can't run!stewart
- https://giphy.com/gi…dee-dubs
- NBQ003
On a 8 hour flight
- and the Parents of the Year Award goes to .......Ramanisky2
- British touristsmonospaced
- I've been on a flight with my mate who's son was like this. I wanted to strangle the little cunt. Kids should be tranquillised on flights like thisIanbolton
- I second tranquilisation.
Pity the economics of adults-only airlines/flights viable, like adults-only hotels and restaurants, though. That would solve problems.Continuity - *aren't viableContinuity
- kill itnbq
- 'Piriton' the anti hayfever/alergy medicine may cause drowseyness [wink]. Not that i've ever had to take a 3 year old with an ear infection to France.Morning_star
- Dramamine also works.monospaced
- I feel bad for everyone, especially for the kid. Something's definitely wrong.Longcopylover
- You cunts were tiny cunts once, and yes people hated you too. But look at you now.robthelad
- Lol! call the exorcist!
4real... difficult situation. evoking nature, the parents would have smashed it to death against a rock; Humans are very special, thoughmaquito - Thank the universe for generational constants.
Also, none of us asked to be born.
And no-one is forcing anyone to breed, muffin.Continuity - @robtheladContinuity
- @rob: I never screamed or cried the whole time on 8hr flight tho. I was also never on a flight as a kid.NBQ00
- this^maquito
- Watch it again but thinking of Tazmaquito
- We need Airlines that have planes only for kids & their parents. Problem solved.
Imagine being a parent on that flight. My god. Full of crying little demons.Ramanisky2 - Kid needs a good therapist. Really feel bad for him. Put on the headphone and watch a movie. A smelly feet would be a lot worst to deal with.Beeswax
- This isn’t normal. I fly with my children and they don’t scream and act wild. So no we don’t need flights for kids, that’s just a snowflake bitch thing to say.monospaced
- mono, it was a joke. Ehhh Nevermind.Ramanisky2
- Was it?monospaced
- Mm. mono's spawn are apparently the template for every other cunty brat, and that's that. The world at large thanks you for it.
/sContinuity - Excuse me?palimpsest
- Little boy is in distress. They usually pressurize the cabin before take-off. It could be that his ears were hurting. Chewing gum might have been the curemonNom
- Excuse me? Just because I said my kids didn’t act like THIS in a plane for 8 hours doesn’t mean mine are saints. No need to be so obtusemonospaced
- Oh I saw the /s which was hidden before. Ugh.monospaced
- monNom, I've seen experienced flight attendants putting cups with icecubes in them over kid's ears to make it easier for kids.uan
- Put on some big-boy pants and get some earplugs or noise cancelling headphones. What a bunch of babiesGnash
- ^ who?maquito
- Even a normal kid seated next to me on a flight is a pain in my ass. I would have blown the emergency exit.garbage
- Pro tip: book the exit row. Good if you're tall, and they don't allow kids.garbage
- Put on your big boy pants?!?
if I’m paying $400-$600 to fly for 8 hrs the last thing I want is a child crying for the duration of my trip. FUCK YOU!!!!Ramanisky2 - eh, I'm in mono's camp here - my wee kid's been a delight on the.. fuck, I think she's been on nearly 20 flights already (sorry, Gaia). Kid here's.. Not Normal.Nairn
- I was on a flight to America with a kid about 8 rows in front making a moaning noise whole way. I wanted to punch the cunt. When we were getting off I walkeHAYZ1LLLA
- past him. He was a severely handicapped kid. Felt bad.HAYZ1LLLA
- prophetone2
- my hands got sweatyhotroddy
- That was many years ago. Everything for follows and likes. Dumb bitchNBQ00
- ^ lol wut he said ^YakuZoku
- I can’t even finish watching. When they cut to them standing there I was like nope.monospaced
- Ramanisky22
- Damn, right after their Magic Mushroom pilot... What's going on at Alaska?akiersky
- express existpango
- Proudly Made in the USA®utopian
- Brand new plane. Boeing's fucked.Nairn
- Grounded all 171 of them. Also that’s some shoddy looking craftsmanship_niko
- Are those bags of mayonnaise in the walls?Akagiyama
- yespango
- profits before safety, investor bros gotta make their bank_niko
- Boeing is the biggest beneficiary of state and local tax breaks, receiving $14 billion in tax breaks and $70 billion in federal loansBeeswax
- Nairn6
- considering getting into this since the waves have been shitty this yearYakuZoku
- Well, you do have a hurricane near you at the moment, no? A good time to start! :Nairn
- Lolfuturefood
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- I would ask, 'Why didn't he let go when he saw he was going to fly away?', but that would — once again — underestimate people's capacity for dumbassery.Continuity
- Was that intentional? No thanks.NBQ00
- get yourself a hydroboard and try wingfoilinghotroddy
- @cont - sunk cost fallacy? And then at a certain point you know you're not going to come out well anyway, so hang on for dear life and wait to see what happensNairn
- weeee i want to learn thissted
- you definitely don't let go. You don't want to be left stranded without a method to get back to shore. Ever seen Openwater?hotroddy
- hotroddy, ever heard of swimming?monospaced
- brilliant idea. Chuck the $1000 board that servers as a quasi-floating device and try to make it to shore in those conditions.hotroddy
- you have better odds in a rip tide.hotroddy
- For those that don't know (prob most of you) that's not a normal jump... it's called a tow-up. He's attached to a rope you can't see.Projectile
- A normal kite jump he would be flying downwind really fast, and only get half that height (world record) or lessProjectile
- Oh, so you're suggesting they didn't intend to do this? Colour me shocked.Nairn
- i must go, my planet needs mesarahfailin