if the world ended tomorrow..
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..who would you like to wake up next to?
- pinkfloyd0
Jessica Alba or Marisa Tomei
- +1 for Tomei. I just saw my cousin vinnie and she is sooooo sexy.monospaced
- yep, Tomei by a wide marginautoflavour
- she strips in The Wrestler, great bodpinkfloyd
- JESSICA ALBA IS
http://www.dopepope.…
HOT!!e-pill - alba ftwmoldero
- young tomei beats alma any day, bromonospaced
- even tomei now is pretty good, but yup, alba for memoldero
- but over both of them my pick is Kate Beckinsalemoldero
- JG_LB0
a qbn mod
- e-pill0
i think it would be great if i woke up next to scarabin and CALLES and dopepope !!
that would be hot!! hahaha
- pinkfloyd0
You guys are doing it wrong
- wrong hole?iCanHazQBN
- Most definitely the wrong hole.CyBrainX
- Fax_Benson0
question don't make no sense
- iCanHazQBN0
^ Who would you fuck if you knew you were going to die tomorrow.
- e-pill0
^^^^
yes QBN'rs would like to know!!!
- TheGreatGlorpo0
Is it wrong if I say a cousin if I really mean it? She's 20 and if you'd seen her in the bathing suit she wore at a lake this summer you'd immediately overlook how creepy this sounds.
- West Virginia is full on incest, you should move out there in the mountainspinkfloyd
- my PSB "bathing suit edition"
is tingling!! post a pic.. lets meet your cousin!! :P kissing cousins!!e-pill - I'd do yer cousin too.iCanHazQBN
- Pics or GTFO...the world ends tomorrow so it doesn't matterBusterBoy
- Pic: http://images.kdrama…nb
- Piiiiiiiiiiiics!
OSFA
- moldero1
^
and to answer your questine, yes, wrong, very very wrong.
- freedom0
What time does it end?
- CALLES0
Pics of the cousin!
- mekk0
Storm of puke directed at me provoking, I say I'd like to wake up next to my gf <3
- moldero0
& maybe
- GeorgesIV1
Apocalypse, only Scarlett Johansson and Benfal survived on an deserted island...
They didn't know each other before the End of the world, but he did know who she was...
At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, benfal learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody else in the island...
He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier... it was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this...
One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her successfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love, after that, they where for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.
But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed... "Whats wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked, "Nothing..." benfal would say...
She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasn't asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him...
• "Really?, youll do anything id like?"
• "yes" she said "anything!"
• "ok, first i want you to take off you toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore"
• "ok..."
• "now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat"
• "wha... ok, id say id do anything" she said lovingly.
• "ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it"
she was kinda confused, but non the less, she wanted to make him happy, so she tuck her hair under the hat.
• "Now id like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache"
• "ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered.
• "now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach ill catch up to you in a bit" he said a bit excited...
She started walking... wondering... doubting herself... just confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasn't her, maybe it was h...
suddenly ben grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: "DUDE!!! you wont believe who I've been fucking for the past 6 months!"
- fuckin lolApeRobot
- Hahaha. Nice.monospaced
- touchecannonball1978
- A+! Would read again!Akagiyama
- omg!!! hilarious!!!e-pill
- LOLmoldero
- set0
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