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- ORAZAL0
They're the ones shooting all those planes down.
- sem0
- set0
Planet of the Geckos
- cannonball19780
Greed is good?
- elahon0
"while video footage continues to beam down to Earth."
Brazzers™?
- Projectile0
- they will look like us at firstProjectile
- that does not look like anyone hereCALLES
- LOL!!!Projectile
- sine0
lol. this research experiment exists why?
i dig it...
- CALLES0
so russian basically sent a multi million dollar gecko space cruise fuck party?
- set0
Isn't it obvious why they'd spend millions on something like this?
Putin and co are Reptillians and after they destroy the earth in WW3 they need to know weather they can procreate while floating through space on their way to Rigel 7.
- CALLES0
Bump
- CALLES0
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/20…
Sex Geckos Sent To Space Are Dead, Frozen And Mummified
Five brave geckos sent to space for zero-gravity sex experiments have died, Russian officials announced.
On Monday, the descent module containing the lusty lizards and other experiments from the Foton-M4 satellite launched in July returned to Earth.
"All geckos, unfortunately, died," the Russian Federal Space Agency said in a statement translated by Google.
“According to the preliminary information, it became clear the geckos froze," an official told Interfax, per a translation in The Guardian. "Most likely, this happened due to a failure of the equipment meant to ensure the temperature of the box with the animals.”
Officials believe the geckos have been dead for at least a week as they were not only frozen but also mummified. On a more positive note, however, fruit flies also engaged in experiments aboard the satellite of love were doing just fine.
"The fruit flies were in a perfect condition: they produced offspring," a source was quoted as saying, according to RT.