Your Superpower?
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- rybration0
Invisibilty/visibility
- GeorgesIV0
I can see trough clothes
but only of fat people- Slow clapDRIFTMONKEY
- ? lolohhhhhsnap
- this isnt a super power! its a disease!benfal99
- moldero0
ability to control time
- TheGreatGlorpo0
Ability to know what random attractive women look like naked (specifically the vagina, labia, pubes).
But the trade off is every woman I'm revolted by and don't want to see naked, I get an electrical shock that knocks me out for a couple minutes.
- set0
Read women's minds like Mel Gibson. He failed, I'd win.
- nb0
I can post in two threads at the same time, provided they have the same title.
- scarabin0
ability to master new skills in seconds
can only use them for good
- oey0
I can do this.
- cannonball19780
Can make a woman orgasm by yodeling.
Loose voice every couple of days because it becomes my profession.
- sem0
Can Freeze time.
But when doing so instantly does a poo.
- ohhhhhsnap0
I can smell spirits.
- Akagiyama0
I can predict a winning sports bet once a month for no more than $10,000.00.
Whenever I pick up my winnings, I have to be driving, and I run over a kitten and puppy on the way.
- i_monk0
I can teleport anywhere I can think of, but only if there's really bad weather (hail, polar vortex, hurricane, etc) there.
- scarabin0
i can create endless amounts of healthy, nutritious food
but it sprays out of my arse