Some sugar isn't vegan?
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- CygnusZero40
- This guy is not funny.nb
- Being a humanitarian and environmentalist is a bad thing??????freedom
- First commenter a fucking vegan lmao. Grey plump asshole!CygnusZero4
- This guy is like some douche uncle.freedom
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- fooler0
Q: How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.
- <dbloc
- this joke is often used for 'firefighters' tooprophetone
- How do you know a QBNer?fooler
- hasn't showered, bronie shirt, MT® tattoo on neckprophetone
- nb0
I always find it hilarious when vegans offer advice to us non-vegans about what we should eat. You've eliminated most of the modern diet from yourself! How do you know what's good? It's like a colour-blind person telling me what colour clothes to buy. Or someone who had only heard one genre of music for ten years recommending music to me.
One thing I've learned: When eating at a vegan restaurant, your vegan friend will always say "You have to try the _________, it tastes exactly like the real thing!" Just ignore them. They don't remember what the real thing tasted like, and you can be certain that it does not taste as good as the real thing. Chances are the restaurant serves vegan dishes that are not trying to copy meat or dairy. Those will always be better.
- scarabin0
a lot of the vegetarian "meat" i eat is basically just pure gluten. i love that shit
- because you don't have celiac's disease :Dmonospaced
- yeah, vegemeat is the bomb. but the amount of vego's i know that moral issues with it..autoflavour
- it retarded ..autoflavour
- prophetone0
some people want to feel special. like i said haven't heard anyone lately say they're vegan but man 'o man in the past year or two i've had people come at me about how terrible i am for downing that gluten whatever i was stuffing into my mouth. "do you realize how bad gluten is for you!?"
i luv how all of a sudden something like gluten awareness becomes this massive life-altering PSA with people. a few years ago these same people hadn't even heard of it.
- Glutens aren't bad for you though, they are just in wheat which people associate with fat.monospaced
- In fact, whole grains are great for you. True celiacs sufferers are missing out on shit.monospaced
- the people who have done this to me personally aren't celiac anything but let me tell you this...prophetone
- some i know push it on their grandkids and basically infer that the kid is suffering from celiac'sprophetone
- because not only do they want to feel special, they want to pretend they're a dr. and saving that kid's life out of the blueprophetone
- and they judge and criticize the parents who are like "my kid has what now?" this is waaay not cool imo.prophetone
- i've seen this happen with my own bewildered eyes. some people like to be the hero at the expense of others.prophetone
- yep. this whole gluten fiasco is worse than the "carbs are bad" a few years ago.monNom
- monospaced0
- thought it was kinda funny, especially the crouching buckmonospaced
- monospaced0
Still not as annoying as this new bullshit celiac's disease fad. Most of those fucking dumbshits don't have celiac's disease in the first place, they just like saying it because it's another way of saying they are eating less carbs.
Some asshole at a party the other day said he can't eat gluten, but he sometimes cheats and has a beer or some pizza. I was like, dude, you don't fucking have celiac's disease then. That's like saying you have a peanut allergy, but on occasion you chance your life and go for the pb&j anyway.
Yeah, fucking right. Gluten free my ass. Since when was revealing you have a disease a good thing?
- prophetone0
is veganism still a thing, i mean a big thing? i remember it was a big deal when lilith fair was a thing but honestly haven't heard anyone in real life mention it out loud. are there stats? would be curious too see the % of the pop who subscribe to it.
- monospaced0
Stop washing your face too, there are small animals living on you that depend on your essential oils for survival.
- plus the mites in your eyebrows that feed on dead tissuesZOOP
- lol small animals makes me envision tiny bears or deer or whatnotZOOP
- that's what I mean, ZOOPmonospaced
- :p I troll a 'lilZOOP
- doesnotexist0
stop being born and living too i guess because you're killing yourself and using medical technology that has been tested on animals OMG
- prophetone0
and the shirt would be a pic of easy-e holding a fork and pouring out a bottle of maple syrup?
- prophetone0
GeorgesIV, you gave me a good idea for a t-shirt.
"Murdering Sausage Links on the Daily"
- GeorgesIV0
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eating meat is murder, you eat meat or any kind of animal products,
you are a murderer!!!
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- CALLES0
My last name is Vega I should sue them fuckers for taking my acronym
- 20020
vegans dont swallow