fuck you apple

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  • TheGreatGlorpo-1

    Don't you ever talk like that to a computer company again you son of a bitch!

  • kingsteven0

    quotes from the article in context (from a 16,000 word patent):

    "Excessive lighting emanating from wireless devices can also create disruption in dark environments. While it is well known that excessive or bright lighting in a movie theater can spoil the mood of certain movies, excessive lighting can also become a more serious issue in other contexts. For example, darkrooms used to develop film can only tolerate very low amounts of ambient lighting. Some biological labs also require low levels of lighting in certain instances (for example, as in the growth of light-sensitive bacteria). Covert police or government operations may require complete "blackout" conditions. A person's sleep can even be interrupted by a bright flashing or modulating display (such as to indicate an incoming call)."

    "Wireless devices therefore can create problems with excessive emanations of sound and light, and also by posing safety issues to others via electromagnetic radiation from their antenna. However, these are not the only problems presented by wireless devices. For example, a wireless camera hidden in an area or brought in by another individual (e.g., a cellular phone camera) where privacy is normally reasonably expected such as a department store changing room, bathroom or locker room is one example of a significant threat to such privacy. Additionally, the wireless transmission of sensitive information to a remote source is one example of a threat to security. This sensitive information could be anything from classified government information to questions or answers to an examination administered in an academic setting."

    less sensationalist article on the same patent:
    http://appleinsider.com/articles…

    meh

    • Apple and sensationalism goes hand in hand.inteliboy
    • I like how they use the word police or government my require to justify its necessity as if its righteousyurimon
  • pango0

    maybe the government haven't event though of using this device at riot and protest yet. and this artical just gave them the suggestion...

    • yeah, like cell and wireless jammers don't already existalbums
  • omg0

    • Simpsons did it.albums
    • twilight zone did it too.ian
    • I'd like to do it when it's not Summer.CyBrainX
  • instrmntl0

    Articles Being Replaced by Digital:
    Print
    Film
    Conversation/Social Interaction

  • utopian-3

    Every time I'm forced to download and restart the endless updates from Apple....my "display brightness" is reset to "0". I can barely see the screen on restart. Someone at Apple should be shot in the fucking head.

    • Haha. Bit excessive mate. Especially seeing that I've not had this problem. SO, because something has affected you specifically, someone should be shot?!Ianbolton
  • utopian-4

    I just updated my iOS last week, particularly for some stupid Safari update. And now there is yet another Safari update a week later.

    What did the sloppy lazy fucks at Apple forget to do this time?

    • who fucking cares. use firefox. or brave.hans_glib
    • you're complaining because you voluntarily updated a timely security update?monospaced
    • you still use apple?
      thought you hate them
      pango
  • utopian-3

    Yet another useless update today, thanks Apple!

    Sloppy Steve is rolling over in his grave.

    • how do you know it was useless?monospaced
    • still no sign of that Steve Jobs Out of the Box AI?
      he hooked in his cerebral cortex to the macos and analyzed the updated machine code.
      sted
    • +the @monospaced for the second sentence.sted
  • fooler3

    I signed up for Apple TV+ to watch the Beastie Boys Story last night. It said it was compatible with Samsung Smart TVs so I go to watch it but it only works with the models that are 2018 and newer. My TV is a 2017! So I tried to watch it on my other TV that has a 2nd Gen Apple TV hooked up to it. Well it only works on 3rd gen and newer ones. So then I tried to Airplay from my iPhone XR to the 2nd Gen Apple TV and I get a "There's a problem loading this content".
    First World Problems I know but Fuck You Apple I wanted to watch it on a bigger screen than my iPhone or iMac.

    • Lol 2018 and newer.nb
    • That's crazy. So you can watch it on your phone, but it doesn't let you Airplay? That's been common for numerous content providers over the years.mg33
    • I remember when I couldn't play HBO Go on an iPad with an HDMI cable to the TV because it didn't let you do it that way. Always so weird.mg33
    • "There's a problem loading this content" is usually an HDCP issue between A TV and a device not handshaking well.evilpeacock
    • ^ from his iPhone to appleTV.nb
    • My parents AppleTv apps stopped working out of nowhere. Thanks Apple.instrmntl
    • My parents had the same TV for 30 years and now I have to update mine every 2 years?fooler
    • Tim Apple needs that yacht money Fooler.PhanLo
    • @istrm.. have you tried to reboot? settings> reboot. i love my apple-tv 4K just sometimes the normal remote is making problems (pause)api
    • Can't screen mirror to your Apple TV? I've done that with apps that don't play nice with my older AppleTV.Gucci
    • Sit really close to your iPad, then look through binoculars the wrong way, it'll feel like you're watching it on a big screen.shapesalad
    • I mirror my Iphone via an Amazon Firestick app. Apple never make it easy.PhanLo
    • If the Beastie Boys Story is the sketch comedy thing when they tell stories from the past, you have to make sure you see that somehow...CyBrainX
    • It's fantastic. I saw them do it live in NYC two years ago.CyBrainX
    • I hooked a PC up to my TV. Now i can watch all content on earth. Run VPN, all versions of Netflix. Torrents. Never bothered with that smart tv crap.jagara
    • i wanted to mirror skype from an newer gen iphone to apple-TV, its not working - just facetime. don't know if it should work.api
  • hans_glib0

    the cunts are overcharging massively for the new macbook pro in the uk.
    us site says $2799 = £2260
    oh but you buy in england?
    £2799 to you matey boy fuck you

    • 'twas ever thus.

      US statesales tax included though?
      Nairn
    • Have you seen conversion rates? The dollar is worth 25% more than the pound right now.monospaced
    • And yes, if you buy in the US, you pay another ~8-9% on top in sales tax.monospaced
    • erm yes that's been pointed out to me elsewhere...hans_glib
    • but still, fuck you apple.
      just because
      hans_glib
    • lol, yeah fuck them, but not for overcharging the ukmonospaced
    • there's a culture here in the uk going back to the 80s and more of a pounds for dollars tech costing. Was particularly egregious in the olden days.Nairn
    • yup, I can believe itmonospaced
  • letterhead1

    • hahhaaNairn
    • i am supremely envious of that guy's spaceNairn
    • ^ yupmoldero
    • these wheels will only be compatible with the 1st year MacPros.After that they'ill change the connection and make u buy new ones or some kind of adaptor.fooler
    • free adspango
    • When is Bennn going to comment on this “YouTuber with too big studio”?NBQ00
    • lol, laughed so hard at 2:15monospaced
  • PhanLo2

    The gif animation thread was looking good, so had to drop this here to lower the tone...
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