Apple Ads
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- _niko0
needs more 4chan
>be apple
>stock tanking
>need new ad
>ad about why we're still awesome
>why we invented everything
>saved the world
>write overlong bullshit copy
>find crappy stock images
>sign it
>Designed by Apple in California.
- mekk0
When the product is nothing special (anymore) than the brand must be the reason tu buy.
- animatedgif0
> Be Steve Jobs
> Have AIDS
> Ask team to come up with cure for AIDS
> They misheard me and give me iAds instead
> Die
- kgvs720
Looks like a poem
- formed0
Apple is, most likely, trying to take a preemptive strike against Google/Motorola's Moto X.
The Moto-X wil be designed and made in the US. That's pretty big, imho. They'll get a lot of sold just for that.
Apple is trying, as mentioned, to make the brand everything since the phone isn't special anymore. The competition is moving too fast for Apple's pace.
Adapt or die.
- I am waiting just a tab longer, but the plan is to go to HTC One windows and Surface Pro IIformed
- newuser0
While other companies are closing in on iPhone and maybe even surpassing, does any other computer come close?
No one would consider buying a Chromebook or PC right?
- newuser0
Who said advertising agencies knew how to design anything?
- GeorgesIV0
- lol, tipical mac user
http://www.efukt.com…GeorgesIV - lol i would totally buy a mac for that reason.pango
- lol, tipical mac user
- indian_pole0
i think this is lovely:
- Good animation but smug messageanimatedgif
- Why can't people use apostrophes correctly. Do they jus give up on being respected in general?monospaced
- Never seen this before. Great animation.
Yeh mono, that is pretty shocking.Hombre_Lobo - condescending as usualutopian
- damn straight I'm condescending!monospaced
- GeorgesIV0
Steve must be spinning so hard right now
-> everyone else may be. I can't believe Haley (aka Chloe Camilla) has become a corporate shill for Apple. She's a leftist, queer, anarchic porno queen.
Seek her videos out. You'll either love them or you'll hate them. One noteworthy video I remember featured her as a slave servicing a male-female dinner party. She is very anally-erotic and her supple anus is more a second vagina than a defecation portal. Some people really hate her possibly overacted sexual screaming, but it doesn't bother me. http://www.redtube.com/42316
A little background on Haley. I believe her parents are filmmakers and she grew up in at least semi-privilege, going to private schools and the like until she went to college at the UNC-Chapel Hill. There, she became the bane of the Administration's existence, challenging all authority, getting arrested multiple times, etc. If I'm not mistaken, many of her protests were anti-corporate. So it's really pretty stunning to see her working for Apple now.
- "more a second vagina than a defecation portal"
hahahahaha what the fuck?animatedgif - She is a misfit. A loner. One of the unique ones. A rebel. She thinks different.monospaced
- Awesome critique! Can I join your mailing list?ORAZAL
- "more a second vagina than a defecation portal"
- sandpipe0
to see people using their mobile devices in real life all the time is slowly making me aggressive. in advertising it's just fuckin' boring.
"oh, look, someone is using a smartphone...wow!"
- newuser0
^^^
- fadein110
rubbish smug arrogant ads. bored of it.
- dee-dubs0
Not only a horrible advert, a crappy tag line too.
Does Apple really think anyone outside of the US would give a fuck where the products are made, being US made surely is only a selling point to the US.
Massive fail on so many levels
- US made is a big deal to us. It's huge actually.monospaced
- I'd be surprised if that even gets mentioned outside North Americai_monk
- me too, I don't think anyone else cares. The whole chinese labor thing is such a tiny thingmonospaced
- deathboy0
Being made in the US might be a political ploy in helping make agreements to bring its cash back tax free.
- fadein110
Not an ad but this is more like it:
https://www.apple.com/mac-pro/
This whole site stinks of Jobs rather than that crap above.
- CyBrainX0
I know this is a pet peeve but they actually used an apostrophe for the plural: "no's". Apple (and everyone) should be above this sort of thing.