Steve Ballmer's Nightmare

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  • utopian0

    • super fun, he is not like boring dickhead Jobs.txyzinfo
    • Super fun?pig
    • When jobs died of aids it was pretty funnyanimatedgif
    • Everybody knows he was on a cocaine high then.
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  • utopian

    Steve Ballmer's Nightmare Is Coming True...

    1. The iPad eats the consumer PC market.
    2. Employees gradually switch away from using Windows PCs for work.
    3. Windows 8 fails to stop the iPad.
    4. Loyal developers start to leave the Microsoft platform.
    5. Windows Phone gets no traction despite the Nokia deal and RIM's collapse.
    6. Office loses relevance.
    7. Microsoft's other business applications start to erode.
    8. The platform business collapses.
    9. The Xbox was never going to make up the slack, and Microsoft can no longer afford to keep investing in it.
    10. Microsoft suffers a huge quarterly loss. Ballmer retires to play golf.

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