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What is the moment in your little mind when you are engaging with someone and you figure out that the conversation is not going to work? For me:
"I'm an artist"
"I want to act"(from females automatic red flag. coming from a guy just straight up creepy)
triathlete and people who do cross fitYay! stereotypes.and of course i love it when im proven wrong and there are exceptions
- chossy0
For me it's threads like this.
- fyoucher10
"Hi, why are you here all alone at the bar?"
"I'm drinking with my invisible boyfriend"
"Alrighty then"
- detritus0
Sort of related...we got a sheet of paper with the following written on posted through the front door earlier this week — I live in a warehouse community, so there's lots of bright young things always wanting to move in. Anyway, this has multiple points of cringe...
"Hi!
My name is Kat and I'm looking for a room in the area. I'm 22, a photographer.
I play drums also and doing firedancing. And oh, I have two lovely cats too!"
Six absolute fuck-nos in two and a bit sentences.
Of course, she'll see her facets in the exact opposite light.- fuck offi_was
- Such a friendly chap you are.detritus
- She is probably DTF lolFrosty_spl
- well maybe she is posting her interests so that someone with similar interests may want to live with her.CanHasQBN
- er.. Yes. That's exactly why she's saying those things.. and exactly why she won't be moving in here...detritus
- Horp0
I once got set up on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It was going really well. We got drunk at the Two Floors bar off Regent Street (that still there?) and we started getting fresh. Then, for reasons I can't understand, she started telling me she has a leaky belly button that oozes pus and horrible shit. It would be easy to assume she was telling me in preparation for later when I might discover it for myself... but it wasn't like that. She was really drunk and we'd got onto a conversation about stuff... I don't 'embarrassing things' or soemthing... and she was confidently telling me, with a degree of humour involved, all about how she has to wear a bandage around her middle to stop it leaking onto her clothes, and how at the end of the day its so caked in herrible shit that she has to peel it off like its been glued there.
We did NO sex at all that night, and I dodged her calls thereafter.
What the fuck love? Go to the doctors before you go on blind dates, and go through some of your other anecdotes before slamming that one on the table.
- maybe some people are into leaky belly buttons...GeorgesII
- 2 floors still there and going strong... Not like your relationship with leakage!goldieboy
- LeakistFax_Benson
- I used to love Two Floors. Must head out that way one evening after work. QBN London drinks maybe? I'm back in the big shmoke.Horp
- shmoke with my job now.Horp
- lol nice story. We've had qbn drinks at the two floors a few times!set
- I personally think it's a far too busy and sweaty. Full of wankers and you'll never get a table. But that's just me.set
- I'd rather sit in a big empty cold room on my own on a nice table.set
- That said, I'm up for qbn drinks at 2 floors soon...set
- ewCALLES
- Still would have fucked her..necromation
- GeorgesII0
"I'm not racist but (insert the most bigot comment here)"
- Always precursor to racism, Always.Horp
- Having said that though George... I'm not racist personally, but why do black people always wear hats?Horp
- < Lol... worst example of racism ever.Horp
- I'm not racist but black comedians need to shut up about being black. We know you're black, it's cool, get some new material.set
- new material.set
- I'm not a racist but why do none of the children in my local school speak English?qTime
- Fax_Benson0
I usually decide it's over after half an hour or so - any longer than that and they're probably not coming back.
- inteliboy0
Anyone who doesn't listen or care for music is normally a dead end.
- vaxorcist0
whenever a girl starts talking about her personal trainer
whenever a photographer-wannabe asks what camera I use
whenever a musician starts hinting about a free music video they want me to shoot....
- haha at last oneCALLES
- Yeah the last one. I'm not even a videographer and I get that and free photo shoot requestsGlitterati_Duane
- arne0
too bad i remind you of your ex. no, i'm sure we haven't even met before. btw i recently got a face transplant...
- chossy0
Do you want to have sex?
yes.
conversation over yo!
- GeorgesII0
except a few exceptions,
I'll talk to anyone about anything
I made some of my greatest friends because I was able to actually debate them
- bulletfactory0
You had me at "What."
- CanHasQBN0
"Nice to meet you!"
fucking liar.
- utopian0
When a donkey walks into a room and introduces himself as fiscally conservative Democrat that enjoys long walks on the beach.
- CALLES0
stoners telling me how pot is good for your health and how it can solve most world problems
- CALLES0
stoners telling me how pot is good for your health and how it can solve most world problems