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michele franzin @realfuzzy
fail fast. failed. now?
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@EmilyDaBasedGod
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@ItsTreTre
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@AlexDiCarlo
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@iunnowhattoput
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Sarah Beattie @nachosarah
bite off the ends of a twizzler and put it in your soda for a fun way to distract yourself from the huge pile of shit that's your life
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Megan Amram @meganamram
It's so helpful that all confirmed sex offenders on here get little blue check marks
- boobs2
Seeing people masturbating on the subway is free entertainment. And it doesn't cause obesity of diabetes.
Don't be so hung up, man. Sex is a natural, zesty enterprise.
- JG_LB
Funny Or Die @funnyordie
NYC banned the sale of large sodas. NY officials promise to tackle the "homeless people shitting & masturbating on the subway" issue never.