morning sickness 99 Responses

Last post: 9 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Aug 10, 12, 7:57 a.m.

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• autoflavour

  is cured by morning wood..

  i can totally see that scenario playing out..

  "oh, you just threw up and are feeling sick.. how about i stick my cock in your mouth and let you suck on that for a while"

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• teh

  I agree with this article

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 7:58 a.m. – Permalink

• aaux

  it cures the vocal complaining for a little while, at least

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 8 a.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  "Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy."

  I don't understand. "Unfamiliar semen?"

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 8:01 a.m. – Permalink

• teh

  is the semen unfamiliar because they swallowed?

  • oh wait, because it's from a foreign body...– monospaced

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 8:03 a.m. – Permalink

• autoflavour

  even the most open minded women will probably never try this as a cure..

  and besides, as if its not hard enough to get a blow job.. now you need to use the excuse im not feeling well as the reason to actually get one..

  "babe, it will make you feel better.. i promise, i am only doing this to make you feel better"

  • I think you miss the point that she is supposed to do it BEFORE pregnancy to help morning sickness.– ETM1/3

    "so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body."– autoflavour2/3

    that sounds like "after" conception– autoflavour3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 8:13 a.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  blow job ≠ swallow

  • ok, sorry.. wrong term.. throat fuck– autoflavour

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 8:13 a.m. – Permalink

• cannonball1978

  "Jesus, just get over yourself and suck mai back."

  • LOL.. cack... not back... although that would due hot too– cannonball19781/3

    wtf... "due" what is going on with my typing– cannonball19782/3

    i have no idea what you are saying.. are you pregnant .. you need a cock to smoke?
    – autoflavour3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 8:17 a.m. – Permalink

• TheGreatGlorpo

  

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 8:38 a.m. – Permalink

• mikotondria3

  What if the man is married to the woman ?
  She's not going to do it then, is she ?

  • LOL– TheGreatGlorpo1/2

    Seriously.– mikotondria32/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 10, 12, 8:56 a.m. – Permalink