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• senseg

  hey guys, one day i noticed that all my friends after wedding or when they start to date someone in 1 year around look horrible. Overweight, shit dressed, etc. I couldn't understand why that happens and today i saw myself in a mirror and viola! yes! i'm just like everyone else started to look crap.

  Why we all do that?

  May 25, 12, 1:22 a.m. – Permalink

• ukit2

  Good questione

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 1:28 a.m. – Permalink

• dobre

  Feeling secure makes you lazy.

  • bingo!– 23kon1/3

    ding ding– jfletcher2/3

    thats it– moldero3/3

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 1:36 a.m. – Permalink

• GeorgesII

  don't need to pretend anymore,
  I wear my beer gut like a badge of honor

  • you've also given in to your lesbian side, no longer needing to see your penis.– zenmasterfoo

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 1:39 a.m. – Permalink

• Miesfan

  ... and then comes that moment when you realize that sex decreases. Exponentially.

  • <<<<<<<<<<<<<<– fyoucher1

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 1:46 a.m. – Permalink

• GeorgesII

  ... then your balls drop lower than your knees.

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 1:54 a.m. – Permalink

• ESKEMA

  Then you break up / divorce and end up looking like shit and single. Depression comes in for 5/6 months until you realize you're still young. Then you start doing exercise, eat less / better, etc...

  • ha!
    true– senseg

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 4:04 a.m. – Permalink

• OBBTKN

  hahahha... old guys, UNITE!!

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 4:07 a.m. – Permalink

• i_monk

  I've been with my boyfriend for nearly a year and a half now and I'm in better shape than when I met him. So's he, actually.

  I still dress like shit though.

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 4:28 a.m. – Permalink

• sine

  you're gay

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 4:45 a.m. – Permalink

• BusterBoy

  Nut bra...

  • too big to fit– GeorgesII

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 5:41 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  Domestication

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 6:29 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  comfort. then they dump you for being fat and lazy and you get back to your old skinny self and get another one. vicious cycle

  • It is called domestication.– utopian

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 6:29 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  and oh yeah... probably the number one activity with the partner is eating and cooking for one another.

  • It is called domestication.– utopian1/2

    You can reuse/recycle by eating each other though. Zero sum.– detritus2/2

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 6:30 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  oh ya... pics? lets see that bad boy

  • meaning your gut– CALLES

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 6:34 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  Pussywhipped®

  • It is called domestication.– CALLES

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 6:38 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  It is called domestication.

  • Pussywhipped®– utopian

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 6:40 a.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  Pussywhipped®

  • It is called domestication.– utopian1/2

    lol– WeLoveNoise2/2

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 6:40 a.m. – Permalink

• senseg

  it was very easy to eat, not so easy to get back into a good shape.

  

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  Dog-earMay 25, 12, 7:41 a.m. – Permalink

• ali

  That's why I don't believe in marriage.
  Get too lazy/comfortable then take our partners/friends for granted, let it all go and then wonder why they cheat or look elsewhere.
  Thought it was funny when my friends got married and wrote a 'fat clause' into their vows but 2 years on and they're both still looking hot.

  • i don't believe in marriage either!– CanHasQBN

  

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  Dog-earMay 27, 12, 3:34 a.m. – Permalink

• jfletcher

  I got to say, I look and dress better now after I'm married. I don't want my wife to think I'm some tub of fat and got lazy. I work hard so I keep her! She asked me if she got fat would I divorce her, and I said... "no, but I'll cheat a lot". Everything solved. Stay in shape, look good, have a great time!

  

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  Dog-earMay 27, 12, 3:57 a.m. – Permalink