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- senseg
hey guys, one day i noticed that all my friends after wedding or when they start to date someone in 1 year around look horrible. Overweight, shit dressed, etc. I couldn't understand why that happens and today i saw myself in a mirror and viola! yes! i'm just like everyone else started to look crap.
Why we all do that?
- ukit20
Good questione
- dobre0
Feeling secure makes you lazy.
- GeorgesII0
don't need to pretend anymore,
I wear my beer gut like a badge of honor- you've also given in to your lesbian side, no longer needing to see your penis.zenmasterfoo
- Miesfan0
... and then comes that moment when you realize that sex decreases. Exponentially.
- GeorgesII0
... then your balls drop lower than your knees.
- ESKEMA0
Then you break up / divorce and end up looking like shit and single. Depression comes in for 5/6 months until you realize you're still young. Then you start doing exercise, eat less / better, etc...
- OBBTKN0
hahahha... old guys, UNITE!!
- i_monk0
I've been with my boyfriend for nearly a year and a half now and I'm in better shape than when I met him. So's he, actually.
I still dress like shit though.
- sine0
you're gay
- BusterBoy0
Nut bra...
- utopian0
Domestication
- CALLES0
comfort. then they dump you for being fat and lazy and you get back to your old skinny self and get another one. vicious cycle
- CALLES0
oh ya... pics? lets see that bad boy
- utopian0
Pussywhipped®
- utopian0
It is called domestication.
- utopian0
Pussywhipped®
- senseg0
it was very easy to eat, not so easy to get back into a good shape.
- ali0
That's why I don't believe in marriage.
Get too lazy/comfortable then take our partners/friends for granted, let it all go and then wonder why they cheat or look elsewhere.
Thought it was funny when my friends got married and wrote a 'fat clause' into their vows but 2 years on and they're both still looking hot.
- jfletcher0
I got to say, I look and dress better now after I'm married. I don't want my wife to think I'm some tub of fat and got lazy. I work hard so I keep her! She asked me if she got fat would I divorce her, and I said... "no, but I'll cheat a lot". Everything solved. Stay in shape, look good, have a great time!