When a girl says... 4848 Responses

Last post: 1 year, 2 months ago | Thread started: Apr 5, 12, 2:51 p.m.

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• scarabin

  "i'm bringing my lover/friends" when she's talking about attending a festival you'll be camping together at... and she's been all up on your cyber-jock for two years, what does this mean?

  she keeps using this word "lover" instead of boyfriend. does this mean she's fair game?

  Apr 5, 12, 2:51 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  don't even think about it

  • as in, just see what happens– monospaced1/2

    yeah, probably this– scarabin2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 2:52 p.m. – Permalink

• omg

  bring a condom.... juuuuussst in case.

  • < This. Might as well have something and not need it. Or find someone else.– kgvs721/3

    bring 2– pango2/3

    yeah, i'll be prepared– scarabin3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 2:53 p.m. – Permalink

• prophetone

  it means he's not a fighter

  • LOL– moldero1/3

    hahahahah– Hombre_Lobo2/3

    good enough for me– scarabin3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 2:53 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  were you planning on sharing a tent?

  • no, just making a little village– scarabin

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 2:54 p.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  give her the spike spike.. or maybe its a two for one kinda deal... or it could even be another girl... kinda all wins... but most likely it will be option number 4 and you wont be getting any... ask her straight up. i would

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 2:54 p.m. – Permalink

• fredddddd

  "all up on your cyber-jock"

  ????????

  • google glasses– prophetone1/3

    heavy flirting, wanting to be alone/go out together, bummed i was at this other event with another girl, etc– scarabin2/3

    She has a lover but you can't hang with another chick? Give her the spike spike and pack up your tent.– CyBrainX3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 2:54 p.m. – Permalink

• futuremongolian

  Cyber-jock?

  So ... some girl flirted with you on the internet? And you're how old, 13? If you're lucky you'll get a dry handjob, bring chapstick.

  • yes i'm 13 but i read at a 16 year-old level– scarabin1/5

    didn't you know? he's only 17– monospaced2/5

    well, I've been a professional designer since I was a tween and I well know not to overestimate cyber-banter– futuremongolian3/5

    fair enough– scarabin4/5

    what? who's level 17?– pango5/5

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 2:58 p.m. – Permalink

• JG_LB

  bring one of these

  • http://26.media.tumb…– JG_LB1/4

    hahaha– scarabin2/4

    lol– caterpus3/4

    lolz to the max.– dMullins4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 2:59 p.m. – Permalink

• zoozoo

  It means dont expect anything unless she/they start flirting with you.. then you will either be grossed out, curious or turned on.

  Sounds fun...maybe.

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 3:02 p.m. – Permalink

• orrinward2

  Sounds like threesome material.

  If you refer to someone else as your 'lover' in conversation it is very much flirtatious.

  I thought this was the norm at your hippy love ecstasy fests anyway scarabin?... I miss those days... and I'm only 24!

  • i thought exactly this, hippy 3 way shamoney!– Hombre_Lobo1/4

    chinese finger trap!– scarabin2/4

    she's gonna get spit roasted.– ebertzjaw3/4

    hahaha scarabin!– Hombre_Lobo4/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 3:02 p.m. – Permalink

• moldero

  boy/girl friend = in a relationship
  lover = someone I bang

  • that's kinda what i was thinking– scarabin1/2

    <– Jaline2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 3:15 p.m. – Permalink

• colin_s

  if you use the term cyber jock and she's still interested in you, i bet she's down for whatever.

  • haha– scarabin

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 3:40 p.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  just say "ok cool... i'll bring extra condoms you bring the extra sandwiches"

  • you are wise sir– scarabin

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 3:53 p.m. – Permalink

• Fax_Benson

  is she from Bristol or Somerset? If so, don't worry.

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 4:19 p.m. – Permalink

• Wolfboy

  Ive got good news and bad news.

  Good: sounds like there'll be some Chinese finger cuffs happening for you

  Bad: she'll be 'strapped' and you'll be in the middle.

  It's all there when you read between the lines.

  • Chinese finger cuffs?– pango1/3

    Think eiffel tower; same really, minus the high-five.– Jacque2/3

    euphanism for threesome sexual position in which the woman is entered from both ends. Coined by director Kevin Smith in "Chasing Amy".
    That slut is insatialble, she is especially fond of fingercuffs.– Wolfboy3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 4:29 p.m. – Permalink

• vsplus

  You may end up sleeping on a kickstand.

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 4:30 p.m. – Permalink

• scarabin

  i think i'm gonna not get set on one dish before i reach the buffet

  • Unless the buffet is dry scrambled eggs, and limp bacon drowning in its own misery. Then go for the dish.– Continuity1/2

    yeah. either way i expect to be well fed– scarabin2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 4:38 p.m. – Permalink

• Fax_Benson

  'lover' is very 1970s, Jackie Collins, faux-literary sounding. Is she in her 50s? Does she have a gardener?

  • married to an antiques dealer?– Fax_Benson1/2

    i think she's like 20– scarabin2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 5:04 p.m. – Permalink

• elahon

  

  http://www.hulu.com/watch/4135/s…

  • lol– Al_dizzle

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 5:11 p.m. – Permalink

• bored2death

  It means lube up yer butthole.

  • hahaha– sea_sea1/2

    LOL– moldero2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 5, 12, 5:43 p.m. – Permalink