Shit Girls Say
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- panacea0
“It’s totally cool with me if you hang out with your ex!”
Translation: “If she touches you, I will pluck her eyeballs out one at a time and make her eat them.”
- panacea0
“It’s not you, I’ve just been really busy lately.”
Translation: “You suck. Leave me alone. I’m trying to be nice to you.”
- obsolete0
I've never done this before!
- panacea0
“Do I annoy you?”
Translation: “I know I annoy you, but smile and be happy anyway, will ya?”
- GeorgesII0
I hate getting kicked in the ovaries!!
- Jimbo820
"what – ever"
- Jimbo820
"gurlfriend"
- CGN0
wrong hole, wtf? but i like it
- i_monk0
The next episode will be premiering at the Toronto International Film Festival.
- MHDC0
"I wanna a drink, but I don't like the taste of alcohol"
- slappy0
"you hanging out with your boyfriend again.."
- Continuity0
'I wanna change my hair to this colour. What do you think?'
- sephil0
"it's ok"
- BusterBoy0
"can you just do me a quick favour...can you..."
- mikotondria30
I think it's funny that she thinks she can go around saying those things about me and I won't find out about it.
- bulletfactory0
"I'm 18"
- lajj0
"can I drive now?"
- tOki0
"Who is <em>that</em>"
- ETM0
"I don't mean to nag..." then proceeds to.
- CALLES0
another little thing i do is ask the girl that i am dating if a certain far away chick is hot. usually they tell me kindly instead of me trying to sneak looks around