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• omg

  What is your favorite quote from the Bible?

  Oct 17, 11, 12:44 p.m. – Permalink

• Gnash

  What's wrong with the A-version?

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 12:45 p.m. – Permalink

• popfodders

  King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
  Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

  Romans 12:19

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 12:47 p.m. – Permalink

• vaxorcist

  Ezekiel 23:20

  read it aloud at least 3 times

  • not that Pulp Fiction verse is it?– popfodders1/4

    what?! "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."– johnny_wobble2/4

    what the !?– popfodders3/4

    It's the ONLY verse I know...... I often ask street preachers what it means, sometimes have to run fast!– vaxorcist4/4

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 12:50 p.m. – Permalink

• popfodders

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 12:53 p.m. – Permalink

• scarabin

  psalm 46:10 – "be still and know that i am god"

  not in the way that it's meant though.

  i think it's a very zen saying. sit down, shut up (meditate), and realize your own divinity.

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 12:53 p.m. – Permalink

• popfodders

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 12:55 p.m. – Permalink

• manonthestreet

  Deuteronomy 22:28-29

  If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

  • harsh, brutal!– popfodders1/2

    That seems fair enough for her.– detritus2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 12:57 p.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  "He that does not love has not come to know God... because God is love."
  —1 John 4:8

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit2

  "Just kidding"
  -Epilogue

  • LOL– monospaced1/2

    fucken ace!– plash2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:02 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  I wish this book could be stricken from human knowledge altogether.

  • do you feel the same about the Koran?... just curious - not trying to start shit– PonyBoy1/7

    yes– monospaced2/7

    any book written by man that claims to be written by a "god" should be forgotten so that we can move on, IMO– monospaced3/7

    it's an interesting read, if you're in to fiction– goldieboy4/7

    I've read the Bible. It's ridiculous.– monospaced5/7

    I like the bible... It introduced me to Catholic girls :D– goldieboy6/7

    There are beautiful ways of interpreting it.... Written by God means: in tune!– nuggler7/7

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:04 p.m. – Permalink

• mikotondria3

  Ecclesiastes 10:10
  If the ax is dull, and one does not sharpen its edge, then one must exert more strength; however, the advantage of wisdom is that it brings success.

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:07 p.m. – Permalink

• doesnotexist

  John 11:38

  Jesus wept.

  • Wasn't that from the Hellraiser movies?– CyBrainX1/2

    it's also from the bible...– doesnotexist2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:07 p.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  "Love is long-suffering and kind. Love is not jealous, it does not brag, does not get puffed up, does not behave indecently, does not look for its own interests, does not become provoked. It does not keep account of the injury."—1 Corinthians 13:4, 5

  I'm a little hung-up on 'love'

  • A gifted man wrote that.– mikotondria3

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:08 p.m. – Permalink

• mikotondria3

  I think there's lots of awesome literature, and wisdom and insight in many parts of the Bible, a lot of crazy stupidity.
  A simple way that I use to tell the 2 apart is to read them and think properly with my brain "Is this racist, misogynistic ignorant horseshit or not ?", and if it's not, then I can tell, because of my own thinking brain.
  Using this method, I can safely say that the Bible has brought me nothing but happiness, and I don't wander around all up in everyone else's shit in clothes from 30 years ago.

  • Lulz at the "clothes from 30 years ago" part.– nb

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:10 p.m. – Permalink

• monospaced

  ^ so... you just follow the part that agrees with your cultural ethos at the time and forget the other shit "god" said? I find this so irrational.

  • It's my responsibility to bring all my faculties of judgement to bear on what I read. That's all you do, too.– mikotondria31/2

    sound like a trap to me. here read this book which will guide you to salvation. but be careful witch part you read.– pango2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:12 p.m. – Permalink

• Dillinger

  I am not really into fairytales.

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:12 p.m. – Permalink

• DRIFTMONKEY

  "Fuck bitches, get money!"

  - Noah

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:16 p.m. – Permalink

• goldieboy

  John 1:18
  No one has ever seen God.

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:17 p.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  best sci-fi book ever written

  • :D– monospaced1/3

    With a bit of incest fetish porn thrown in.– Continuity2/3

    yep– CALLES3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:22 p.m. – Permalink

• brandelec

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  Dog-earOct 17, 11, 1:27 p.m. – Permalink