If you inherited $1 Million at age 35
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- scarabin0
prolly wouldn't do anything with it.
- oh i guess i'd make a hippy busscarabin
- then drive around and pick all of you upscarabin
- stop in dallas please.johnny_wobble
- i'll leave the light on! ;)sea_sea
- UKV0
I would immediately surrender 65% of it in taxes. FTW!
- monospaced0
Whatever JSK does
- Peter0
Trade up my wife.
Kidding. Continuity put it nicely on page 1 post 2.
- JSK0
I wonder about three chicks at the same time.
- 2,3,....it's up to you, and your abilities to satisfy them.ApeRobot
- maybe i should invest viagra also, seems like i'm about to fuck alot.....cant wait to win the milli.ApeRobot
- with 1mil, I dont need to satisfy them, they need to do that.JSK
- if you had a hooker, would you try to satisfy them? that thought just crossed my mind.JSK
- To win this million, you must kill someone in your family though. Who do you choose? WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?!detritus
- hows the alcohol keeping up with you nairn?eficks
- detrius, I am going to either, make you my step brother, or get someone to marry you.JSK
- I'm still not putting you in my will, JSK.detritus
- doesnotexist0
travel. film & developing. books.
- detritus0
Actually, fuckit, I'd buy a warehouse somewhere in London and convert it into my own house/factory, then buy loads of CNC tools and a half-decent 3D printer, then just spend the rest of my life geeking out.
- mg330
I think I'd get each side of my scrot sack tattooed with an eyeball.
- lolmonospaced
- it'd look like this http://truebelievers…scarabin
- eficks0
2 chicks at once as said above, unless I'm in america where it'd be about 5000 chicks at once.
- loool0
invest in beer industry
- bulletfactory0
Mortgage is nearly paid off, so invest, invest, invest.
- How are the cocaine and hooker-futures looking?bulletfactory
- mekk0
Just don´t tell anyone!
- maikel0
Go to a cheaper economy with the best possible weather, buy land, seeds, animals... and fuck all.
Probably you can get away with spending only a 20% to have a sustainable off-capitalism life.
and anybody thinking that US1M is not enough to stop working and live a happy life has had its brain drained already.
- JSK0
All in investments.
Would carry mortgage due to low interest rate and get interest back in taxes.
- detritus0
Pay off debts.
Buy Land.
Keep a little for seed capital.Carry on as normal.
- Obv I'd invest some in the markets too, but that's boring.detritus
- that's what i saidpopfodders
- capn_ron0
I would pay off my debt. buy a vehicle. then put 80% of the rest in a savings account and use the other 20% of the rest to take my parents and family on a vacation somewhere.
- fugged0
I'd stay the same person I am now.
I'd still bitch about the same shit, still want more than I need, and still think if I just had even more money, I'd be happy.
- prophetone0
new car. pay off mortgage. max out college fund. analog drum machines 'n synths.
- and as many vintage arcade cabinets i can stuff into my basement...prophetone