Growing a Beard
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- dbloc
I'm doing it.
- dbloc0
never actually let it fully grow out. A man has to do that at least once in his life.
- melq0
Growing a Beard
Step 1: Public Announcement
Step 2: Wait- I'll do another public announcement when it's complete.dbloc
- Step 3: Pix of Burly Awesomenessmelq
- Step 4: ItchyTheBlueOne
- step 5: no girl will go near you.orpkoobcam2
- lajj0
would you download a beard ?
- bliznutty0
- ha haa. nice.dbloc
- i like the bike and beard combo. mountain style. is that a PBR too?capn_ron
- yup - the best beer on earth!bliznutty
- I wouldn't call it the "best" but it is important to hydrate yourself with some watered down beer after a ride.fooler
- you look me like one serbian actor
http://vranje.webkom…loool - how about "no dates dave"?orpkoobcam2
- actually the chicks dig it!!bliznutty
- didn't know you were a hipster?utopian
- When I came to this thread, I guessed it would take 5 posts to see the knee-jerk hipster response.CyBrainX
- mg330
You never really "grow" a beard... you just stop shaving.
- too meta for me.JSK
- or rather you emerge from the beard. the beard grows you.orpkoobcam2
- joseprieto0
- yeah buddy. What's up?capn_ron
- can you see?orpkoobcam2
- haha it was very windy! I was on a cliff at joshua tree parkjoseprieto
- hawtJuanmonk
- Are your Gram Parsons?CyBrainX
- TresLeches0
the bank teller complimented mine yesterday. chicks always sniff out taken dudes
- "nice beard"
"oh yah you want me"JSK - she said she wondered how it would feel rubbing on her inner thighsTresLeches
- was she fucking horrendous?Juanmonk
- Did she have a beard?NonEntity
- "nice beard"
- mikotondria30
I'm 40 years old and I have the beard-growing capabilities of a 14 year old. Not a tall, stocky jock-type 14 year old - an average one, with some hairs on the chin but no capability to grow sideburns whatsoever.
I am blessed with fully thick non-greying hair, though.
- Atkinson0
I've just done it
- Daithi0
I grew one this summer. No end to the compliments it gets.
Do it! Grow it now in time for winter and your on to a total winner.
- Beeswax0
It itches and I always cut it after 2 weeks.
- Fax_Benson0
Growing a beard is a bit like when a when a dead whale washes up on the beach. At first it's great - people are intersested and can't stop talking about it, taking pictures on their phones and texting others - a real conversation starter. Girls might even want to go up to it and touch it and feel it's texture.
After a few weeks, however, people will start to wonder why it's still there and why it's getting bigger. Surely it should have been cleaned up by now? Apparently there are things living in it and it's gone a funny colour. Why aren't the authorities dealing with it? It's starting to rot and and is scaring the children.
- dead whale gets bigger after a few weeks?loool
- LOL!Continuity
- loool: bloat?Jacque
- so does a beardCALLES
- dead whale get big - swell up big with gas. Science fact. Check it out.Fax_Benson
- its a beard not a ... WHALE!!! weirdo.Juanmonk
- Wales ?Juanmonk
- a 'bit' like the whale scenario - NOT EXACTLY
Fax_Benson
- Ettariel0
- upside down head. not going to get you a date.orpkoobcam2
- deathboy0
i went around a year with out cutting/trimming anything. People just thought i was homeless
- you need to wash as well.Juanmonk
- i washed. people just assume your a terrorist or homeless with such ungroomed hairdeathboy
- since im white i think people generally thought i was more homeless. and buying beer helps support the impressiondeathboy
- but i found pleasure in counting how many bottle caps i could hide in the hairdeathboy
- sigg0
I grew a beard for like 6 months but my wife hated it and gave me an ultimatum to cut it.
I sure do miss her.
- ifeltdave0
last time I shaved fully was thanksgiving 2006. I keep it trimmed now but just hate shaving so much.. beards are the solution to lazy.