Are you a hipster?
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- Fax_Benson0
Are you losing the will to live as you complete this stupid survey?
Why do you feel compelled to complete it, even though it's making you want to self-harm?
Do you have anything on your desk that you could use to hurt yourself with?
Is it a stapler?
Are you going to press a staple into your arm?
Do you feel better now that you have a staple in your arm?
Were you aware that the latest hipster craze is for stapled arms?
- mg330
Do you run a magazine about your balls?
- I was doing that before it was hipster thoughMiguex
- My balls are too big for a magazine, they warrant a newspaper.stoplying
- Broadsheet?ToxicDesign
- i_monk0
Being on the dole is like being on the pogey, but British.
- on the pogey?stoplying
- Pogey is kind of a Maritime thing, innit? I though it was just plain old UI everywhere else.Continuity
- maritime?CygnusZero4
- feel0
38%
- fooler0
I was doing online polls before it was cool
- stoplying0
What does "on the dole" mean?
- Hombre_Lobo0
3% is for winners.
Hipster twat bags to gtfo of QBN!
- CanHasQBN0
3%
Fuck off hipsters. I shit on you.
- mikotondria30
8% and that's only because of the warehouse rave thing, which I was doing when most of these hipsters weren't born yet, so fuck you and twat-ass internet hipster survey, you cunt.
- lolVikingKingEleven
- yeah whats up with hipsters moving to electronic music, whatever happen with the good ol days of indy rock?Miguex
- I think it's you and *your* twat-ass blah blah...Projectile
- non0
16%
- SteveJobs0
and owning an iphone or considering yourself cool does not make you a hipster. apple fanboy or d-bag extroardinaire, maybe, but not a hipster.
- SteveJobs0
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- VikingKingEleven0
- Last question: did you make that gif to impress your girlfriend?CyBrainX
- dammit, you're right. I guess it should be 12%VikingKingEleven
- set0
fuck me I gave up after 30 questions
- orrinward0
16%
- Knuckleberry0
16%