Are you a hipster?
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- CanHasQBN0
3%
Fuck off hipsters. I shit on you.
- Hombre_Lobo0
3% is for winners.
Hipster twat bags to gtfo of QBN!
- stoplying0
What does "on the dole" mean?
- fooler0
I was doing online polls before it was cool
- feel0
38%
- i_monk0
Being on the dole is like being on the pogey, but British.
- on the pogey?stoplying
- Pogey is kind of a Maritime thing, innit? I though it was just plain old UI everywhere else.Continuity
- maritime?CygnusZero4
- mg330
Do you run a magazine about your balls?
- I was doing that before it was hipster thoughMiguex
- My balls are too big for a magazine, they warrant a newspaper.stoplying
- Broadsheet?ToxicDesign
- Fax_Benson0
Are you losing the will to live as you complete this stupid survey?
Why do you feel compelled to complete it, even though it's making you want to self-harm?
Do you have anything on your desk that you could use to hurt yourself with?
Is it a stapler?
Are you going to press a staple into your arm?
Do you feel better now that you have a staple in your arm?
Were you aware that the latest hipster craze is for stapled arms?
- maquito0
14% for my sailor jerry tattoo I guess.
- dasohr0
3%. my bike i guess...
- SteveJobs0
Being on the pogey is like being on the gippo, but Gippish.
- kona0
3%
- elDoctor0
14% for me.
- moldero0
5% because I have an iPhone and went to a rave before, its been 20 years since I went to a rave and they weren't full of 14 year old girls back then.
- colin_s0
that's a long ass quiz to answer a dumb ass question
- delpher0
when the characteristics of hipster become mainstream, then what is hipter?!
- Continuity0
11%, WTF? I blame my job.
- CanHasQBN0
the iphone thing is stupid. all types of people have an iphone.