strip clubs
- Started
- Last post
- 37 Responses
- uan0
never been in one
- kingkong0
little story. abbreviated...
Friend gets divorced.
Calls.
Drinks ensue.
Meal; more booze.
Boobs?
Boobs.
Expensive gaff.
Angels....London....$20 a beerYou're off at 1am o firends of mine..? no problem
I'll just stay and have a beer... 30 mins max, look at some clunge.
you both want to talk to me?
what harm can I get into...fuzzy
5am
Wife comes to the logo emblazoned limo outside. W..ha..t t...h...e... FUCK.
what?
me?
noooooooooooooooo
Credit card bill the next morning £3,200
still married... just
- kingkong0
oh and sex clubs v strip clubs
sooooooo different
- contia10
They are trying to ban lap dances here in Pittsburgh. Absurdity!
Why is everyone so uptight anymore?
- bliznutty0
how dare you call them strippers! they're dancers.. and I LOVE THEM
- SteveZissou0
Never been to a strip club, only a sex show in Amsterdam (with a girl so it's ok, ok?). At the time we were pretty convinced they weren't human, robotic maybe...we didn't fuck that night.
...also, a saw a WHOLE LOT of a cleaner, spraying and polishing the stage endlessly...
- mg330
My first lap dance was fully nude, from a black chick, to RATM's song Bombtrack. At The Clubhouse, in Dallas, and owned by Pantera. BYOB and we were all class: 12 pack Schlitz cans. Dances were $10 that night; God only knows if we spent more on ourselves or each other.
- locustsloth0
The only time i frequented a srip club was when i was going to school near Orlando Florida. On tuesdays they'd have 25cent drafts. So me and some friends would go there, get hammered for next to nothing, and enjoy the scenery while rarely giving the girls any bills. Still feel a bit bad about that.
- locustsloth0
The only time i frequented a strip club was when i was going to school near Orlando Florida. On tuesdays they'd have 25cent drafts. So me and some friends would go there, get hammered for next to nothing, and enjoy the scenery while rarely giving the girls any bills. Still feel a bit bad about that.
- BattleAxe0
I hear they make great mothers
- pango0
Don't wanna, Not Gonna.
I heard one of my friend's friend got herpes on his face because the "dancer" sling her panty at his face....- Nastymoldero
- pretty unlikely, isn't it.Amicus
- ?Amicus
- yeeeah did you hear that first hand? Sounds like a joke that became a rumourProjectile
- estudiovixen0
We have our own stripper show for girls and friends, with gladiators and mud.
Super Vixens: http://supervixens.tumblr.com/
Some videos here: http://vimeo.com/supervixens/vid…
- GeorgesII0
First and last time I ever entered a strip club,
I was ten, me and 3 of my school friends ditched a school trip in the city of Anvers to go see what a girl looked like naked,we were sucessfull in entering a money booth and seeing a naked woman dance for 30 sec,
a milestone in my prepubescent life
- Greedo0
scores.
- doggydoggdog0
Why do they always wear tops on TV in strip clubs?
- pinkfloyd0
First time I went was when I was 22. Went with some coworkers, and saw the best titties in my life.
- Projectile0
My first experience in one, was out with a group of peeps, 2 of the girls thought it'd be hilarious to go to this fairly dodgy one.
Chick comes on, fairly hot... and pulls the man of a stag do on stage, lapdances him, starts undoing his trousers so he sez no and the show is over.
Next chick comes on... ABSOLUTE munter! Starts gyrating, pulls a 50 year old dodgy cat with a white ponytail down to his ass (you know the type) next thing they are fucking like porn stars, no condom even, by which time my one friend and I are so grossed out we go play pool. The girl;s whose idea it was were so embarrassed one was in tears.
..that was 10 yrs ago. Went to a nice one last year and had a lap dance from the hottest girl I've ever seen. Still use that as lighter fluid when barbecuing alone